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DeadpoolWins

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Well guys, being one of the "beer drinking, car loving, football loving, alleged "manly" guys" your all slightly whining about, i still can admit that i love animes, i love comic books, i tear up if a character from either i care about dies (especially when Captain America and Cable died :*( ), the point is i guess is that i have NEVER met, any man who isn't manly...... It's all opinionated anyway, as long as you can stand up for what you enjoy or believe in your manly. End of story. A man card in my book is something a guy possesses as long as he respects himself and others.
 

Ghengis John

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I like a good romance story.

I don't really care for beer.

I think football is the most boring game in the world to watch. Very fun to smash into other people when you're playing it. VERY boring to watch. I view this as a matter of personal taste, but apparently I've been told that real and macho men love to watch 2 seconds of game play every 3 minutes.

I have cried watching a movie before.

DeadpoolWins said:
Well guys, being one of the "beer drinking, car loving, football loving, alleged "manly" guys" your all slightly whining about, i still can admit that i love animes, i love comic books, i tear up if a character from either i care about dies (especially when Captain America and Cable died :*( ), the point is i guess is that i have NEVER met, any man who isn't manly...... It's all opinionated anyway, as long as you can stand up for what you enjoy or believe in your manly. End of story. A man card in my book is something a guy possesses as long as he respects himself and others.
Well said sir, well said.
 

Nickompoop

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Glee is a good show.
Sports are exquisitely boring.
Exercise sucks the big hairy one.
I would buy a Prius over a Charger any day.
I have a poster of Princess Mononoke in my room. And she's not scantily clad! Oh, the humanity!
Anime/manga is awesome.
Doing "manly" things usually means doing something stupid and painful.
Beer tastes horrible.

Yup, that's my list. For some reason, anime is viewed as "gay" by the douchebags of the world. I don't understand why, but whatever.
 

Sleepy Sol

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I dislike fishing and hunting. Don't really know a thing about cars. I heavily enjoy singing. I can't really think of anything else. I enjoy pretty much all sports even though I don't have the physical build to ever be really good at them.
 

Jacob Haggarty

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Some Fella1 said:
As for my "unmanly" qualities, I have a thing for jewellery. The bigger the gemstone and shinier the gold the more I want it.
I do that too, but for some reason it isn't just jewelery. It's just colourfull transparent things that really attract me, as well as sparkly/shiny metals or rocks. I used to keep a collection of the random shiny stuff i would find, the strangest of which was probably just a bit of worn down wine bottle i found on a beach. But i have rings, broches, geodes, sparkly rocks, bits of quartz, lumps of gemstones.
I'm also a bit of a sucker for anything made out of cut or molded glass. The biggest of which is a lump of glass cut to look like a diamond, thats about as big as my fist.

I personally like to think it's because im a pirate.
 

SamuelT

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I guess the fact that I don't wholly enjoy watching sports on TV? I don't know if that's considered manly or not.

Apart from that...only that I empathise with female characters way to much, be it in fiction or not.
 

Thyunda

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I get bored during sports and I get excited over strange things. Also, I'm more likely to get somebody else laid than myself. I always try to make myself look like the bad guy, so the guy can stand up to me and impress his crush. But, this guy is a tool and won't take the damn hint...even when I've told him seven or eight times exactly what is going down.
Pft, it's common knowledge that a girl would rather be with a guy who gets beaten in a fight, instead of the guy that ran away from it. I've told him why I'm baiting and heckling him, and I've told him all he has to do is fight back. Doesn't even have to outdo me. Just has to try. But no! He runs away! Now THAT is undeserving of a man card. A complete and utter refusal to impress that crush of yours...whether it's a woman or a man.

Also skinny jeans are terribly un-manly. Anything that makes your legs look like bendy matchsticks is just plain wrong. And overly styled hair. And eyeliner.

See, I can't think of enough unmanly things of my own...so I'm just giving my opinion.
I have great hair...I guess. That might be unmanly. Oh! And I will wear a dress with absolutely no hesitation. But...is it manly to be confident enough to do that?

I suppose unmanliness lies simply in a lack of confidence. Anything's manly if you do it like a man.
 

tigermilk

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I'm a woman.

No only joking, I'm guessing my avatar lacks the charecteristics of hegemonic masculinity (runs off to watch John Wayne films and eat glass while pleasuring multiple women while in a big truck and shoto a gun... a big gun to reaffirm some deep held insecurities about my sexuality and manhood.
 

Custard_Angel

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I don't like sports.

I have no interest in cars.

I am all for equality, but not for feminism.

I have never liked Sailor Moon. Cos that's a girl cartoon.

I've never been tempted to perform in a musical or otherwise dramatic production.

I drink every now and then.

I have a girlfriend of 4 years.

I don't want to wait for sex before marriage, but I'll keep on keeping on.

I don't enjoy love stories, because they're never engaging enough as narrative pieces.

I do not like boy bands of any description.

I can empathise with situations, but I'm hardly sensitive.

I'm not a competitive person.

I don't like to talk about my problems and feelings, because its none of your motherfucking business.
 

carpathic

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I know about sports only so I have something to argue about other guys with.

I have never been mistaken for a woman, this kind of disappoints me.

I am very competitive but only in my own head. I don't play team sports because it makes people ugly and aggressive on the outside.

I love beer, but did not drink until I was 24.

The reality is though, I am a man. I am secure in it and happy with who I am. I always like to say "I may not be the person I thought I would be, but I am most assuredly the man I have chosen to become."
 

natster43

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Never had a girlfriend or sex.
Like My Little Pony.
Don't care for cars really.
Love a good musical/play.
I guess I care about my appearance a bit also.
There.
 

ABLb0y

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I like Final Fantasy
I cried at Vanille's death in Final Fantasy XIII
My favourite movie is American Beauty
I don't really like sports
I don't really like COD (I mean, it's ok, and it's good for when I'm bored of all my other games, but it's not really as good as, say, WET or Dog Days.)
 

evilomega13

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I like romance plots in books and films. Only GOOD romance plots though! Not the drivel which seems to be shoved wherever.

I'm also a bit of a sucker for female lead characters.

And on my City of Heroes account, on my main server, I have 14 characters, 5 are male, 9 are female, and I play the female ones more often.

Also I squee far too much over cute things. Like puppies. Or kittens.

EDIT: Also, I hate Call of Duty. And I don't like sports. And I don't drink alcahol. I'm a bit of a wuss, really :p
 

EightGaugeHippo

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I enjoy my little pony,
none of my friend understand why.

In a game, given the option of a male or female character,
I choose female.

Not afraid to talk about my feelings to people.

Do not enjoy sport.

That's it. I'm pretty manly otherwise.
 

Deadlock Radium

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Manly stuff I like:
Cars. I am obsessed with them, and I love many, many cars.
I play the guitar and I listen to metal.
I am a very competitive person.
I drink beer and vodka.
I do push-ups, pull ups and sit-ups on a daily basis to try getting a little less skinny and more ripped.
I like violent computer games.
I swear like an old sailor.
Others.

Un-manly stuff:
I always care about how I look when I go outside. I hate being a slob, and I frantically try to avoid it by wearing proper clothes like jeans and a clean and nice t-shirt.
I love my hair, and I always try to make my hair look good.
I do not like sports, except floorball which I only play in the gym classes at my school.
I sometimes listen to Maroon 5 because it's some sort of happy-music.
Probably more, but I can't be arsed to write them as I've got class in a minute.
 

Mistermixmaster

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- I'm an HSP [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highly_sensitive_person] (seriously, watching Clannad was a disaster the first time around... I went to bed and cried myself to sleep a couple of times because of Clannad...)

- I've never been in a proper relationship (mostly because I fail at expressing my feelings properly, so at best I've been on one date...).

- I dislike porn (believe it or not, one of my old "friends" found this so much fun that I got bullied for it...)

- I don't like sports

- If there's a game where you can choose your gender, 9 times out of 10 I'll choose the female

- I love good romantic stories, but I can only watch them in anime-form. Real people in romantic stories depress me...

- I sing along to 80's and 90's love songs on the radio when driving alone in my car

- I relate myself the most with female characters in anime and games.

- I don't know shit about cars (though I pretend to).

- I enjoy dancing when I'm alone. I used to know the Hare Hare Yukai by heart.

*hands over man-card* Not like I needed the blasted thing anyway.
 

Kilyle

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Yay! Men who actually want to save sex for marriage! I knew you existed!

(Sorry. Interruption over. Continue with your talk of manly affairs.)