Unlikely last words

[Calico93]

Oh crap ive forgot to put the bins out.

I like this tremendously. Quite profound isn't it. If you don't have dibs/plagiarism I'd like this on my Tombstone.

Go for it, Its from the Armstrong and Miller show (if you live in the UK) but I dont think theyd mind

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

"Someone....."
"Quick, someone fetch me a fridge, there's an atom bomb!"
"Does It Offend You, Yeah?"

Norman: Hey man, check this out, I stole a famous actor's car!
Jerry: Oh cool. Who's car was it?
Norman: I dunno, I think his name was something like Jason Statham or some-
*END*

 

[ImNotReallySane]

<< oh look a penguuuaaaaggggghhhhhhhh.............

 

[C95J]

"Stand back! I'm about to do science!"

Are you sure you don't mean "I'm going to try science"?

Yeah, I'm wearing the t-shirt now.

hehe I was wearing that T-Shirt yesterday

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

"Look...I KNOW I can take him on in a fight! I don't care what his reputation is...Chuck Norris is NOTH..." (PWNed in 3 seconds)

 

[AgentLampshade]

"No! I am immortal!"

Afterwards, death is near-instantaneous.

 

[Wintermoot]

are you sure this doesnt kill me?

 

[Folksoul]

"What is this Tv Tropes place?" and he was never heard from again.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

"Seatbelts?Nah."
"Cigarettes won't kill me"*Gets hit by a giant cigarette shaped car*Think the Oscar Meyer hotdog car but for Camel cigarettes.
"I think I can jump that"
"Rosebud."

 

[The Funslinger]

"ohh, look at the red dot... hey, I think it likes me!"

 

[Popadoo]

'Pfft, it's fine, that anvil hung above my head in a comical fashion isn't going anywhere!'

 

[SnipErlite]

"Thank you Jessica Alba, but it's just peanut butter."

*raises finger to make counter point*

*lowers finger*

..yeah that's pretty fucking unlikely. Made me laugh at any rate. A tentative /thread.

OT: "Watch what I can do with this ruler"

"I just wish that JCB hadn't hit the bank manager.."

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"Thank you Justin Beiber."

I want my cookie now.

 

[chaosinterlude]

"Of course that snake isn't poisonous."

 

[Erecting a Sentry]

The cancer won't spread

 

[Ramare]

*snip*

I can think of some brilliant New Vegas-related last words. You probably won't get them if you haven't played it.
"Wait a minute, what did that guy say was in Quarry Junction?"
"I think I see a barrel sticking out of that dinosaur's mou-"
"Take that gauss rifle and stick it up your ass."
"Boone, since you shared your wife's story with me, I'll share something with you. I'm actually a member of Caesar's Le-"
"Wait, where did I put my my anti-venom again?"
"Well, isn't that an interesting plant. Wait, did it just move...?"
"A little radiation never hurt anybody."

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I doubt this is a very likely set of last words:
"Don't worry! Don't worry. I have the waffles, everything should be fine."

Or perhaps:
"What do you mean it's not machine washable?"