Unlikely last words

[The Funslinger]

"ohh, look at the red dot... hey, I think it likes me!"

 

[Popadoo]

'Pfft, it's fine, that anvil hung above my head in a comical fashion isn't going anywhere!'

 

[SnipErlite]

"Thank you Jessica Alba, but it's just peanut butter."

*raises finger to make counter point*

*lowers finger*

..yeah that's pretty fucking unlikely. Made me laugh at any rate. A tentative /thread.

OT: "Watch what I can do with this ruler"

"I just wish that JCB hadn't hit the bank manager.."

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"Thank you Justin Beiber."

I want my cookie now.

 

[chaosinterlude]

"Of course that snake isn't poisonous."

 

[Erecting a Sentry]

The cancer won't spread

 

[Ramare]

*snip*

I can think of some brilliant New Vegas-related last words. You probably won't get them if you haven't played it.
"Wait a minute, what did that guy say was in Quarry Junction?"
"I think I see a barrel sticking out of that dinosaur's mou-"
"Take that gauss rifle and stick it up your ass."
"Boone, since you shared your wife's story with me, I'll share something with you. I'm actually a member of Caesar's Le-"
"Wait, where did I put my my anti-venom again?"
"Well, isn't that an interesting plant. Wait, did it just move...?"
"A little radiation never hurt anybody."

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I doubt this is a very likely set of last words:
"Don't worry! Don't worry. I have the waffles, everything should be fine."

Or perhaps:
"What do you mean it's not machine washable?"

 

[Nexus4]

"Tis just a flesh wound"

 

[twaddle]

"At least i have chicken"

 

[ImNotReallySane]

*snip*

I can think of some brilliant New Vegas-related last words. You probably won't get them if you haven't played it.
"Wait a minute, what did that guy say was in Quarry Junction?"
"I think I see a barrel sticking out of that dinosaur's mou-"
"Take that gauss rifle and stick it up your ass."
"Boone, since you shared your wife's story with me, I'll share something with you. I'm actually a member of Caesar's Le-"
"Wait, where did I put my my anti-venom again?"
"Well, isn't that an interesting plant. Wait, did it just move...?"
"A little radiation never hurt anybody."

master: so what shell it be? Do you join the Unity or do you die here?? jooin , DIE , join , DIE!!
Vault dweller(INT 1): duurr???

You probably won't get this if you havent played Fallout 1

 

[Tanto-chan]

while bleeding to death===> "I think.. I left... The oven on..." dies

 

[Red Alastor]

Probably:
"Come on! It's totally safe!"

 

[supermariner]

"fuck you mortal!"

 

[End]

"Don't be ridiculous, ALL soup is good for your health!"

"For the last time Timmy, yes you can fall down the stairs but you CAN'T 'fall down the hallway'! LOOK!"

 

[Hman121]

"I got you a window so you can see outside"
"Oh, there's the beef!"
"You silly bastard, coffee mugs can't catch on fire!"

 

[someonehairy-ish]

"Hello there ickle doggieee. Whos a good boy? Whos a good- argh!" *flatline*

Or the classic
"What does this button do?!"

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

"I have finally found the cure for everything, now to print the document... why is the printer smokin..."

 

[Tarlane]

Either the wallpaper goes or I do.

-Oscar Wilde

 

[BlueFishie]

"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week."