Unlikely last words

[MrJKapowey]

"pfft, like hell they could even hit an elephant from this rang-"

The best last words in history. (admittedly slightly wrong).

'Look, it's a vegetarian lion, *opens enclosure* see!'

'They say they come in peace...why would they lie?'

'Of course I'm wearing an IFF strobe!'

'What do you mean the water's too shallow to launch! I'm the captain here!'

'No. I invented the light sabre, I know which way you hold away from the body and THIS is the RIGHT way!'

 

[Grimlock Fett]

"RIGHTY TIGHTY LEFTY LO..."

"LAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"The pen is indeed more mighty than the...*slashing sound affect*

 

[cWg | Konka]

gazpacho soup

 

[Fidelias]

"Don't worry, I looked this up on Google."

"You said the gun wasn't loaded..."

"No, this was NOT funny..."

 

[cryogeist]

"hey guys FYI there is no light...."

 

[ArcticSquirrel]

So I was talking to Phil about that spine surgery I had yesterday.

Hey, why are you guys wearing those funny looking gas-masks?

OOH, A Piece of Candy!

I wonder what would happen if I drank the fluid inside a Duracell battery?

Well HELLO THERE Mr. President!

CHUCK! CHUCK! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

Awww, look at the cute little kitty.

Ma'am... do you need a hug?

I TOLD YOU! THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS GHOSTS!!!

I'm going to go try to eat that cheerio on the bottom of the pool

thats all i have.

 

[RobCoxxy]

"you know, the closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano..."

FRANKIE BOYLE!

 

[newfoundsky]

"These aren't my last wo-"

*coughs up blood* "See? *cough cough* bullet proof."

"Tell my wife. . . hello."

"The Common Waxbill (Estrilda astrild), also known as the St Helena Waxbill, is a small passerine bird belonging to the estrildid finch family. It is native to sub-Saharan Africa but has been introduced to many other regions of the world and now has an estimated global extent of occurrence of 10,000,000 km². It is popular and easy to keep in captivity."

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN"

"Red October. . . standing down!"

"The guy with the gun did it." *shoots self*

 

[Glaive_21842]

"hello"

 

[Glaive_21842]

ate mah post...

 

[Orwellian37]

"Hey Jeff! Come over here and smell this!"

 

[dalek sec]

"With my final breath, I curse ZOIDBERG!!!"

Damn you ninja! D:

"Oh now what?" would be my unlikely last words for the record.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

"Things couldn't possibly get any worse!"

 

[ChicagoTed]

My only regrets are I have no regrets.

 

[hooksashands]

I'm just glad I could finally be a part of giant catapult history.

 

[Ocelano]

"Tell them I died with my pants round my ankles and a smile on my ..."

 

[liger03]

"It's just a little rabbit!" (Monty Python joke)
"Alright, we'll flip a coin. Heads, it's dead. Tails, it's asleep."

 

[blaza]

"Tell [insert ex girlfriends name here] *cough* to g f**k hereself"*flatline

 

[TheJayke]

There haven't been any trains on this line for yea-

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Woot! level up.