(UPDATE) King of Pop Michael Jackson Dies

[The Lost Big Boss]

JimmyBassatti
"Stab him? I thought he meant report him... since the ban hammer is the only thing to get rid of trolls."

It was a joke I was inadvertently starting a fight with my own opinion and called myself out on it. I'm not a troll, so just cross the bridge, I wont eat you... (Stomach rumbles)

 

[gendoikari]

Why do famous people decide this month is the month when they should keel over dead? David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, and now Michael Jackson. Maybe this is like the plot of the movie "The Dead Pool". If that's the case, call up Clint Eastwood and give him a .44 Automag.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Michael Jackson is grabbing his crotch with God (and the elephant man) now. RIP Michael. Finally at peace.

 

[gendoikari]

Why do famous people decide this month is the month when they should keel over dead? David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, and now Michael Jackson. Maybe this is like the plot of the movie "The Dead Pool". If that's the case, call up Clint Eastwood and give him a .44 Automag.

Don't even joke about Clint dying. I know there won't be a Gran Torino sequel, but he can always come back for a "Grumpy Old Dirty Harry."

The Dead Pool does not end with Clint Eastwood dying. Clint Eastwood (as Dirty Harry) manages to kill a director..... that takes bets on which celebrities would die and enlists a killer in order to *fulfill* those bets. For example, David Carradine's lawyer insists that he was killed by a gang of ninja assassins. No, really. (http://www.nypost.com/seven/06072009/news/regionalnews/whacky_kung_fu_172948.htm)

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

i have been hearing about this all day.
and after the 15th time i still don't really care.

note: this is not any kind of insult to the OP.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

when my sister said "hey did you know michael jackson died?" I said "no" and went and turned on my blender and continued my juice making so was kind of a weird mixed reaction, just like a "huh....kinda random"

juice making is far more interesting anyways.

 

[iggyus]

At least the children will be safe

 

[rhyno435]

i thought he had only had a heart attack, i dont think its be confirmed that he is dead. TMZ is not the most reliable source of information lol. still though, kinda sucks that he is hospitalized, even though he looks creepy.

 

[Nazulu]

Another talented musician leaves this world. He will get his own special place in heaven.

 

[KenzS]

Yet another musician Keith Richards has outlived, and at age 50 too

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I don't think he's dead... I think all the surgery made his heart appear to be stopped, he's taking a nap and in a few hours he's gonna wake up!

You know who was the last person we said that about. Elvis. 50 years and there are millions still waiting for him to jump up and start singing Hound Dog.

 

[obisean]

He never was convicted for sex crimes against children. Every case was settled out of court which tells me the shit was a lie. If some dude was feeling up my children, no money could make that go away, that bastard would rot in jail.

I can't say that I will "miss" him because he wasn't really in my generation, but he was still popular when I was a kid. I guess you could say his popularity was on it's way out. Like everyone else, I didn't expect him to die anytime soon. It's more shocking than anything.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Hmm. Can't say I'm surprised, nor that I care much. The man could sing and dance, for damn sure, but he was not all there. Sorry, I don't like speaking ill of the dead, but it's true.

 

[DarkWolf901]

Oh, he's dead now? Can't say I can express grief or sadness on the matter, if I did I would have to do the same for EVERYONE. That's too many people. I mean seriously, It's not like he was really all that important compared to your average Joe. Although, this does mean he can't ever make more music (disregarding the odd zombie apocalypse.)

Also - his face has always FREAKED ME OUT! plastic surgery fail??

 

[ajb924]

I don't think he's dead... I think all the surgery made his heart appear to be stopped, he's taking a nap and in a few hours he's gonna wake up!

You know who was the last person we said that about. Elvis. 50 years and there are millions still waiting for him to jump up and start singing Hound Dog.

Elvis is dead!? When did this happen!? Last time i checked he was in a secret underground facility where the people who run the world meet! He had his stunt double die and everyone thought it was him!
[sub]probably...[/sub]

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I don't think he's dead... I think all the surgery made his heart appear to be stopped, he's taking a nap and in a few hours he's gonna wake up!

You know who was the last person we said that about. Elvis. 50 years and there are millions still waiting for him to jump up and start singing Hound Dog.

Elvis is dead!? When did this happen!? Last time i checked he was in a secret underground facility where the people who run the world meet! He had his stunt double die and everyone thought it was him!
[sub]probably...[/sub]

He's on the moon with Tupac and Dracula.