(UPDATE) King of Pop Michael Jackson Dies

[maddawg IAJI]

I don't think he's dead... I think all the surgery made his heart appear to be stopped, he's taking a nap and in a few hours he's gonna wake up!

You know who was the last person we said that about. Elvis. 50 years and there are millions still waiting for him to jump up and start singing Hound Dog.

Elvis is dead!? When did this happen!? Last time i checked he was in a secret underground facility where the people who run the world meet! He had his stunt double die and everyone thought it was him!
[sub]probably...[/sub]

Who told you this. That was suppose to be a secret. Was it Castro? He was always a blabber mouth. Or was it Obama he'll say anything when he get's drunk.

 

[ajb924]

I don't think he's dead... I think all the surgery made his heart appear to be stopped, he's taking a nap and in a few hours he's gonna wake up!

You know who was the last person we said that about. Elvis. 50 years and there are millions still waiting for him to jump up and start singing Hound Dog.

Elvis is dead!? When did this happen!? Last time i checked he was in a secret underground facility where the people who run the world meet! He had his stunt double die and everyone thought it was him!
[sub]probably...[/sub]

Who told you this. That was suppose to be a secret. Was it Castro? He was always a blabber mouth. Or was it Obama he'll say anything when he get's drunk.

If Obama got within 20 feet of me he wouldn't have a pulse!
And it was Cthulu, i simply began spewing nonsense and he just told me to get me to shut up

He's on the moon with Tupac and Dracula.

Oh come on, Dracula gets in but I'm not even invited!?

 

[Christemo]

RIP michael jackson. you were 1 of the 2 pop artists that was worth a shit. you will be remembered.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Oh come on, Dracula gets in but I'm not even invited!?

It was a reference to Dr. McNinja.

 

[Teh Ty]

A lot of people are sad when they didn't care about anything else that MJ did. Psh, he finally beat it. <---- You see what I did there?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I don't think he's dead... I think all the surgery made his heart appear to be stopped, he's taking a nap and in a few hours he's gonna wake up!

You know who was the last person we said that about. Elvis. 50 years and there are millions still waiting for him to jump up and start singing Hound Dog.

Elvis is dead!? When did this happen!? Last time i checked he was in a secret underground facility where the people who run the world meet! He had his stunt double die and everyone thought it was him!
[sub]probably...[/sub]

Who told you this. That was suppose to be a secret. Was it Castro? He was always a blabber mouth. Or was it Obama he'll say anything when he get's drunk.

If Obama got within 20 feet of me he wouldn't have a pulse!
And it was Cthulu, i simply began spewing nonsense and he just told me to get me to shut up

He's on the moon with Tupac and Dracula.

Oh come on, Dracula gets in but I'm not even invited!?

Aww fuck now we have to kick him out and he had the best car in the car pool.

 

[Racher]

R.I.P, Jacko

:'(

 

[HardRockSamurai]

It's actually a pretty big shame. The man was really talented, and despite his obvious lifestyle problems, I would have loved to see him perform at least once.

 

[gobla]

Man you would be kicking yourself right now if you bought one of his concert tickets

 

[ajb924]

Aww fuck now we have to kick him out and he had the best car in the car pool.

Cthulu would kick your ass if you kicked him out! Besides, i knew it exsisted, he just confirmed what i already knew. And how in the hell does Cthulu have a better car then Bill Gates, or Batman!?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I was inebriated at the time. We kinda made jokes. I feel bad.
R.I.P. Monsieur Jackson.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Aww fuck now we have to kick him out and he had the best car in the car pool.

Cthulu would kick your ass if you kicked him out! Besides, i knew it exsisted, he just confirmed what i already knew. And how in the hell does Cthulu have a better car then Bill Gates, or Batman!?

We'll give him a bonus and proably another ten trillon dollar settlement. (Besides every country on earth owes him about ten trillion dollars for not killing everyone).He dosen't have a better car but Batman and Bill don't use the carpool. (Smart ass billonares don't care for the enviorment.

 

[Predlin]

He can't be dead. zombies only die when you blow off their heads. Still smiling (and hoping) for the worst though.

 

[Predlin]

Note: nothing against m.j. personally he's just creepy as hell.

 

[ajb924]

Aww fuck now we have to kick him out and he had the best car in the car pool.

Cthulu would kick your ass if you kicked him out! Besides, i knew it exsisted, he just confirmed what i already knew. And how in the hell does Cthulu have a better car then Bill Gates, or Batman!?

We'll give him a bonus and proably another ten trillon dollar settlement. (Besides every country on earth owes him about ten trillion dollars for not killing everyone).He dosen't have a better car but Batman and Bill don't use the carpool. (Smart ass billonares don't care for the enviorment.

But a squid-god does!? You have someone that badass who cares for the enviroment!? That's a rarity

 

[keyton777]

wow, i didnt know there were so many people here that are compleat dicks, the man just died and you are still trying to ridcule him, damn....thats sad.]
and most of them are little more than trolls is seems.

at least there are people that arint compleat dicks, and are paying him proper respects.

one of the things that make us human, is how we treat our dead.


RIP michael jackson

 

[keyton777]

Aww fuck now we have to kick him out and he had the best car in the car pool.

Cthulu would kick your ass if you kicked him out! Besides, i knew it exsisted, he just confirmed what i already knew. And how in the hell does Cthulu have a better car then Bill Gates, or Batman!?

We'll give him a bonus and proably another ten trillon dollar settlement. (Besides every country on earth owes him about ten trillion dollars for not killing everyone).He dosen't have a better car but Batman and Bill don't use the carpool. (Smart ass billonares don't care for the enviorment.

But a squid-god does!? You have someone that badass who cares for the enviroment!? That's a rarity

i think good'ol squid face was teh god of maddness or something like that wasnt he?
? if cthulu was a god, why the hell does he even need a car?

besides WHY IS HE EVEN AWAKE!


and yes, quite a rarity for them not to be as annoying as Al gore

 

[Shapsters]

I literally just heard this not even 5 minutes ago on the news. Why something like this is news I'll never know

Because it is Micheal fucking Jackson! The king of pop, the creator of Thriller, Micheal Jackson!!

 

[dalek sec]

Damn... sorry to hear that he died.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Aww fuck now we have to kick him out and he had the best car in the car pool.

Cthulu would kick your ass if you kicked him out! Besides, i knew it exsisted, he just confirmed what i already knew. And how in the hell does Cthulu have a better car then Bill Gates, or Batman!?

We'll give him a bonus and proably another ten trillon dollar settlement. (Besides every country on earth owes him about ten trillion dollars for not killing everyone).He dosen't have a better car but Batman and Bill don't use the carpool. (Smart ass billonares don't care for the enviorment.

But a squid-god does!? You have someone that badass who cares for the enviroment!? That's a rarity

No he dosen't. See he drives a huge Hummer (Biggist one you've ever seen.) He's bent on destroying the enivorment so the Polar Ice caps will melt causing water levels to rise and allowing his squid brethern to gain new hunting grounds.Picking us up just sweetens the deal becuase he get's drive farther. Also you know to much of our organiziation so now you must be eliminated.