Warning: Don't Play Dance Central Naked

Yopaz

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sunami88 said:
So basically a gaming device with a crapload of cameras in it takes pictures of you and stores them...

In other news: People can see stuff you post on sites life Facebook!!

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Filed under: Common fucking sense. It always amazes me how people don't understand how technology works.
Yeah, shocking how a camera you've turned on so it can notice you actually takes pictures of you.
 

Firia

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S/he should have turned on the air conditioner then it wouldn't be so hot.
I'm using Diz's post as an example.

It's interesting to me to hear people automatically fault the user in this case. It's not microsofts fault for having a device that automatically takes pics. Or not having an interface that makes it easy to manage what you want to do with this function or the pics that it takes. Delete? Someone had to go to a forum to ask other users how to use this function, assuming it is a function.

I've played games naked. I've played multiplayer games naked. Why fault the user for undressing in the privacy of their own home because they're getting hot? Why assume they have air conditioning? It's winter in half the world and summer in the rest. Maybe they're in New Zealand and also poor. Naked IS air conditioning in that case.

I have a digital camera. Should I assume it's taking pictures all the time? What about my laptop camera? I have a friend with an x-box 360 camera attachment. Should that also be something to watch out for?

When it comes to faulting people, it makes sense to start at the origin, and work down. The device was made by designers at Microsoft. They somehow went against convention of user freedom of choice in operating the device to say, "snap a photo every X seconds (X could be greater than 60 seconds)." I can understand the logic; it has no interface aside from motion, so automate some functions. But photosnaps? Automatic photos of people in their private world? I'm a designer of a different school of design, and I can tell you that's shit thinking on Microsofts part.

The naked person is free and clear in my book. I've done all kinds of unspeakable in my living room, WHILE a game is being played. Automatic photo function is... not welcome.

(I just had a scary realization... it's a total voyeur cam! O_O If someone doesn't know that the device automatically snaps photos, you could spy on them. o_o I'm covering EVERY kinect I see forever on.)
 

Nouw

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SimuLord said:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: 200G Hung Like Tommy Lee.
Damn it man you almost made me choke on my drink! I smell incoming lolz.

Now my first reaction is: lolololol but I controlled myself and I wonder who would dance naked? Must be pretty annoying if you get my drift.

Now obviously he/she wanted to play naked (He/she never thought of turning on an airconditioner, opening a few windows/doors right, right? /s) and the hammer has fallen. A clear flaw in this and should be fixed immediately.

Ahem. *Browses for pictures.
 

Firia

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MarsProbe said:
The bizarre twist is, these pictures will eventually appear in a bonus stage of Child of Eden. Unlock it at your peril!
Lolcopter.
Note about the escapists; mods here will set you on the ban-wagon (likely starting with probation) for having content-less one word posts like this. Add some conversational content to your post, or risk your account. (I am not a mod. I've just seen it happen. Lots.)
 

Elf Defiler Korgan

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Firia said:
I say old chap said:
MarsProbe said:
The bizarre twist is, these pictures will eventually appear in a bonus stage of Child of Eden. Unlock it at your peril!
Lolcopter.
Note about the escapists; mods here will set you on the ban-wagon (likely starting with probation) for having content-less one word posts like this. Add some conversational content to your post, or risk your account. (I am not a mod. I've just seen it happen. Lots.)
Well, if you say so. I simply found a funny post that I wanted the poster to know I thought was amusing. If single word replies of praise for another's post get you banned, then so be it. Yes, yes, I could have put a longer sentence, or even a few, but you don't always want to convey lavish praise, that would be needlessly sycophantic. Have a good one.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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That is complete crap.

A game, or game system, that automatically takes pictures while it's being used is not only useless but a complete waste of memory.

Yes, I am aware it probably can be turned off.
 

BrunDeign

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When the Kinect-based Skynet takes over the world and nukes 3/4s of us into atomic dust I'm going to make sure I punch Kudo Tsunoda (or however the hell you spell it) right in the nuts. And then throw him to the dancing Terminators.
 

BlackWidower

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Well at least it doesn't post it to the internet! Why would it automatically take pictures anyway? Shouldn't that be something you request?
 

Flamma Man

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"No one knows. Maybe it browses through them at night. While you sleep."

Wow, it's a racist AND a pervert. What next?
 

tkioz

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As much as I want to laugh at this guy... I keep thinking about all the times I've scratched, picked, farted, adjusted, burped, sneezed, etc. while I was alone playing my 360... I know I wouldn't want photos of any of that to exist anywhere.
 

Lightslei

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
That is complete crap.

A game, or game system, that automatically takes pictures while it's being used is not only useless but a complete waste of memory.

Yes, I am aware it probably can be turned off.
Still it's a waste that it's the default setting. You would think you'd be pre-emptive for something like that, and I mean switching it from on to off is what, 1 byte?


Flamma Man said:
"No one knows. Maybe it browses through them at night. While you sleep."

Wow, it's a racist AND a pervert. What next?
It's also gay.

:).
 

William Dickbringer

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Oh man, someone quick snag the domain for KinectFail.com so we have a place to upload all of these pictures that it takes of you automatically.
if all else fail then just have fail blog put in a new section
O.T. ahhh Sure it was an "accident" and I bet you the game was waiting for someone to just start playing it naked or for them to do something stupid to catch them
 

Ayrav

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I think this is troll news. If you read though:

http://www.dancecentral.com/forums/showthread.php?118-How-Do-I-DELETE-the-Picutres-Taken-During-Danc

You can clearly tell it's a troll thread. The thread only has 18 posts and no one from Harmonix or Microsoft addresses the issue. Troll news.