>Team Aldirk: Now that the party has been gathered, you're able to easily exit the TEMPLE. Predictably, you make it to the exit just as the entire structure finishes collapsing. An unseen stash of BARBASOL is ignited, and a massive explosion erupts behind the two of you.
You don't look back however. Cool guys don't look at explosions behind them.
>Xavier: OHMYGOD these controls suck! Seriously, they're pretty much the worst thing ever. Granted, you are able to fly through the air, but soon lose your way. After a few moments of frantic flying, you find yourself crashing back through the First Gate.
You find yourself and a partially damaged FLYING MACHINE on top of your house.
>Greg: The SALAMANDER you're talking to (Who the GM assumes to be the one wearing the BLACK SCARF) tells you that he's looking for 10 RARE MUSHROOMS that grow in the area around the VILLAGE.
You can typically identify the MUSHROOMS, because for some reason IMPS like to hang out around them. No one really knows why.
Hey, does anyone know what happened to senorcromas? Did he get hit by Irene or something?
You see CHAS is trying to consult some sort of MAP, but you humbly suggest, by way of MUCH SHOUTING AND POINTING, that you'd be better off going back to the IGUANA VILLAGE to try and get you some TIME TRAVELING POWERS.
Very well,you will get the BLACK SCARF SALAMANDER,who for simplicity's sake you name SCARFY,his 10
RARE MUSHROOMS.And atleast IMPS you can deal with easily.You bow to him and tell him you will be back soon.
OCTET OF BLADES. TIME AND SPACE. 10 BOONBUCKS.
SERENADE OF LIFE. TIME AND LIFE. 10 BOONBUCKS.
HYMN OF FORESIGHT. TIME AND MIND. 10 BOONBUCKS.
GALLIARD SLASH. TIME AND HOPE. 10 BOONBUCKS.
Oh, hey. Looks like the store's got some stuff for Chas too. Neat.
DIM. 716,000 BOONDOLLARS.
BLAZING CADENCE. LIGHT AND SPACE. 10 BOONBUCKS.
LUMINOUS CAPRICCIO. LIGHT AND LIFE. 10 BOONBUCKS.
CHORALE OF FORTUNE. LIGHT AND MIND. 10 BOONBUCKS.
COURAGEOUS COURANTE. LIGHT AND HOPE. 10 BOONBUCKS.
>Connor: After progressing through six more rooms, facing more and more dangerous enemies, you eventually reach the top room of the PYRAMID.
In it, you see what you assume to be the Third Gate, and a whole lot of PLOT RELEVANT CARVINGS. It would probably be interesting and enlightening to examine the carvings.
Oh, you're also, I don't know, level 14 or something. Level 14 Babe-Ruth Wannabe. +2 Boonbucks.
>Greg: Heading back outside the tower, you find several groups of IMPS just hanging around. They all look like they're clustered around LARGE STONES for some reason.
THAT IS STUPID, but metaphorically yes, you are going to do exactly that. This LEITMOTIF OF THE AGES THING sounds incredible, and you immediately fork out your BOONBUCKS to buy it. Afterwards, you decide to go and check in on the IGUANA ELDERS and show them your new WATCH.
You spot the IMPS fairly easily..but then its not like they are trying to hide or anything.You do have to wonder why they are clustered around those LARGE STONES.Oh well..you will find out soon enough.
And while you take no satisfaction in doing this....you ready your STEEL KATANA and charge into the IMPS
>Chas: Although you're able to purchase DIM, the IGUANA running the BAZAAR refuses to sell you the LEITMOTIF OF AGES. Apparently that's reserved for the Hero of Time.
-- backroomSix [BS] began pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 21:11 -- BS: Sup BS: Found the third gate BS: It's awesome SS: wow, you're late! SS: dirk and i are in our 30s by now. BS: Well that's nice SS: we just killed a boss. BS: Like a bows? SS: no. BS: Kill some imps BS: Like a boss SS: shut up. BS: eat some cake BS: Like a boss SS: i'm ordering you to shut up. BS: Kill some fat guys BS: like a boss SS: ok, you have until the count of shut up to shut up. SS: shut up. BS: Pretend to care BS: Like a boss SS: i'm blocking you and removing your share of the party grist bleedthrough. BS: What is that and what? SS: ok, good, you stopped. BS: Hey BS: Your the one supost to me making me amd BS: *mad BS: It's not working? BS: It's like BS: I don't know BS: Weird SS: okay, was there a point to this? BS: Not sure BS: Man, I'm fucking bored BS: But boredom is the first step onto relapce SS: i'm busy buying fraymotifs. -- backroomSix [BS] plays good bye horses -- BS: Oh BS: *puts on chap stick BS: Would you fuck me? BS: I'd fuck me BS: I'd Fuck me hard BS: *does the bufflo bill dance SS: okay, great, you've seen silence of the lambs. BS: I'm not a compete asshole SS: i didn't say you were. SS: now you are trying to bother me here. SS: you are pestering me right now. BS: Pestering as in using this chat thingie, or pestering in the literal sense? SS: obviously both. BS: Ah BS: Still, you don't think I'm an asshole? BS: Really? BS: I'm touched SS: okay well. BS: I need to get going SS: maybe if you would cut down on the dumb image board references. BS: I guess that would help BS: Funny how a black guy's chumhandle is anon SS: HEY SS: WOAH SS: NO SS: NO NO NO BS: Kidding SS: NO SS: NO NO NO SS: GET OUT BS: God, it's only a joke SS: that is downright shameful. SS: you go through that gate and learn some kind of lesson. BS: Fine BS: See ya -- backroomSix [BS] ceased pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 21:21 --
Man, he's usually the one too annoy or upset you. Man, weird.
You beat the IMPS handily and gain a RARE MUSHROOM in the process.One down,nine to go,woot.You have to wonder what is so special about this MUSHROOM but decide to leave that question alone for now.
But before you go searching for more shroom you spend a moment and get a good look at the LARGE STONES to make sure they won't come back to attack you later or something.
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