Welcome to Sburb! (Dead and Over)

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Stare at gate

Great.Not only have you just survived nearly being crushed to death but now you have to contend with this a small gate.Oh well,nothing you can do about it.

Normally you would save this option for last..but under the circumstances you doubt anyone would fault you....

You swing your STEEL KATANA at the gate.

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: Beat Chas to it

So just because he's the leader, CHAS thinks he's gonna be the one to kill the BOSS? Uh uh. This is YOUR world, and it's time to show your bro why you're at the top of the ASSKICKING LADDER. You jump into the air and do a somersault before trying to pole vault onto the big boss's face and SLICE IT THE FUCK OFF.

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: Hummm, what do?

Man, this is acword. Well, you could try doing it again?

>Connor: Break two nuts with one of said nuts... again?

 

[Pappytech]

>Team Aldirk: Your collective attacks destroy most of the monster's eyes. He is rightly pissed off, and begins slamming into the walls of the chamber, attempting to shake you guys off.

It looks like you've got him on the ropes; one more AWESOME thing might be enough to finish him off.

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Yeah, at this point, the amount of damage you deal is going to be directly related to just how amazing you can make your attack sound.

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>Greg: Your STEEL KATANA is able to cut through the GATE quite easily. It falls apart, allowing you access.

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>Connor: You realize, after slamming the COCONUT down again, that you should probably hit the OGRE with a weapon if you want to kill him.

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: DO IT AGAIN!

Yeah, well THIS IS STUPID! You equip your TWO STAR AGENCY CLUB and smash the head of the monster with it.

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: DO THE EPIC THING

OK, but you're gonna need some SOUL-BLAZING MUSIC to do it.


FUCK YES, TIME FOR A SPEECH

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JUST WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK YOU ARE?! SOME PUNK KID THAT AIN'T WORTH LOOKING AT?!

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YOU ARE DIRK PACE, HERO OF TIME! FROM THE DAY THE SUN WAS BORN TO THE DAY THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSES IN ON ITSELF YOUR STORY WILL GO ON, EVERY MOMENT YOU GO FURTHER THAN YOU'VE EVER GONE BEFORE!

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EVERY ROTATION BRINGING YOURSELF PAST YOUR PREVIOUS LIMITS!

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THAT IS HOW A DRILL WORKS! AND THAT IS HOW YOU WORK! WHENEVER YOU HIT YOUR LIMIT, YOU KEEP GOING AND BURST RIGHT THROUGH IT! KICK LOGIC AND REASON TO THE CURB!

THAT IS TENGEN TOPPA! THAT IS GURREN LAGANN!

YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL...

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THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

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This BOSS has been a worthy opponent, but you think it's time to show him why you don't mess with TEAM ALDIRK. Or GIANT FALLING BOULDERS.

Spoiler: OOC

This is what happens when you tell a TTGL fan that more awesome=more success.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Xavier: Inquire
You shrug, you don't know what he means.

 

[Pappytech]

>Team Aldirk:
Super. Giga. Laser. Drill... BREAK!

The monster explodes into a massive amount of Grist, in an explosion that can be seen across the multiverse! Okay, not really, but still, there's a lot of Grist lying around.

A small pedestal rises up from the ground in the center of the chamber. A single ray of sunlight shines through the broken ceiling, illuminating the area around it.

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>Connor: After smashing the OGRE'S head with your TWO STAR BAT for a while, you finally manage to defeat it. Yay!

Grist scatters around the room, and the stairs still lead upwards.

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>Xavier: You suddenly realize that you don't have any way to get back up to the clouds. For now, it seems that you're trapped on the ground. Shoot.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Walk down stairs

You are actually surprised that that worked.With how today has gone so far you were expecting...never mind...its not important.

With your STEEL KATANA still in your hand,you calmly and cautiously walk down the stairs before you.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>....
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>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>CK
So, yeah you pretty much fucked up.

 

[Pappytech]

>Greg: You walk UP the stairs, and soon find yourself in the VILLAGE. You can't see anyone outside, and it seems that all the buildings are sealed off.

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>Chas: Your crying of MANLY TEARS allows you to level up!

Level 30 UTENSILWARE SALESMAN. +20 Boonbucks.

Dirk also levels up:

Level 32 SPIRAL LIFE-FORM. +25 Boonbucks.

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>Xavier: DI grumpily grabs his TABLET, and writes something else on it. It seems that he has a device that can help you get around.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Walk UP stairs and find village

How silly of you.You were walking UP stairs,not down them.

And now you seem to be near a VILLAGE which looks similar to the one you had found yourself in before.Similar in that unlike that VILLAGE,this one seems to be empty.Or atleast you don't see anyone outside.All the buildings seem to be sealed off as well.

You decide to explore the VILLAGE,calling out to anyone as you walk.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Xavier: Look what the mouthless man wrote

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Original Cool Guy: Silly GM.

Implying I can't make my own music for this thread if I wanted too.

>Connor: Pick up grist and move on...again.

Man, that was fun. You do so.

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: Run

Too late.

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