>Xavier: Knives, Basilisk, make it happen
You unleash a complete WHIRWIND of STABS and SLASH on your enemy.
You unleash a complete WHIRWIND of STABS and SLASH on your enemy.
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>Chas: You find that the ROPE LADDER is indestructible. Your attack bounces off of it, and back into you. HEALTH VIAL at 78%
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>Connor: You find a series of very handy signs that point you towards the THRONE ROOM. DD follows you at a distance, close enough to keep an eye on you, but far enough away that you two don't seem to be together.
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>Xavier: You manage to bring down the other BASILISK! Nice.
Level up! Level 16 NOT-TOTALLY-USELESS YOUTH. +1.5 Boonbucks.
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>Greg: Here's the map:
Legend:
S=Stairs
T-AD=Team Aldirk
Gr=Greg
Box=Treasure
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>Connor: You find a series of very handy signs that point you towards the THRONE ROOM. DD follows you at a distance, close enough to keep an eye on you, but far enough away that you two don't seem to be together.
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>Xavier: You manage to bring down the other BASILISK! Nice.
Level up! Level 16 NOT-TOTALLY-USELESS YOUTH. +1.5 Boonbucks.
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>Greg: Here's the map:
Legend:
S=Stairs
T-AD=Team Aldirk
Gr=Greg
Box=Treasure
>Greg:Retrieve map
You collect the DUNGEON MAP from the CHEST.You know its the DUNGEON MAP because it conveniently has "DUNGEON MAP" written on the front.This might be useful.
You open the MAP and give it a good look over.Atleast you know where you are now.As you spend another moment,you hear a crashing sound,followed by what sounds like something collapsing
You just sigh to yourself and decide it might be wise to check on that.You try to stuff the MAP into your MODUS...but it seems you have too much stuff in there.After a moment you swap the BLACK SCARF with the MAP.You wrap the SCARF around your neck,although there is hardly enough material to make an actual SCARF but you do what you can.
With that done you return to the previous corridor to find that the stairs you came up from is now somewhat collapsed.You look down what remains of the stairs.
You collect the DUNGEON MAP from the CHEST.You know its the DUNGEON MAP because it conveniently has "DUNGEON MAP" written on the front.This might be useful.
You open the MAP and give it a good look over.Atleast you know where you are now.As you spend another moment,you hear a crashing sound,followed by what sounds like something collapsing
You just sigh to yourself and decide it might be wise to check on that.You try to stuff the MAP into your MODUS...but it seems you have too much stuff in there.After a moment you swap the BLACK SCARF with the MAP.You wrap the SCARF around your neck,although there is hardly enough material to make an actual SCARF but you do what you can.
With that done you return to the previous corridor to find that the stairs you came up from is now somewhat collapsed.You look down what remains of the stairs.
>Connor: Stop.
Aw fuck it, if you try to kill the black queen, your fucked, if you leave the place your fucked. If you tell the black queen of their wanting to kill her, your fucked.
>Connor: Look for some kind of balcony, ignore signs leading to the HUGE *****'S throne room.
Aw fuck it, if you try to kill the black queen, your fucked, if you leave the place your fucked. If you tell the black queen of their wanting to kill her, your fucked.
>Connor: Look for some kind of balcony, ignore signs leading to the HUGE *****'S throne room.
>Greg: Looking down, you spot Dirk postioning himself on Chas in the most unhetrosexual way possible.
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>Connor: You are in a long hallway, devoid of windows or balconies. You can walk towards the THRONE ROOM, or you can walk away from it. Your choice.
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>Future Dirk: You manage to grab onto Chas. The GM is kind of weirded out by this.
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>Xavier: You step through the Second Gate! After a CLIMATIC FLASH OF LIGHT (It's been far too long since we've had one of those.) You find yourself standing, rather predictably, on top of a bank of clouds.
Looking around, you can see an enormous cirrocumulus cloud. Strangely, it has a large hole, similar to a gateway, carved into it. You also spot what appears to be a small BIRDHOUSE some distance away from you.
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>Connor: You are in a long hallway, devoid of windows or balconies. You can walk towards the THRONE ROOM, or you can walk away from it. Your choice.
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>Future Dirk: You manage to grab onto Chas. The GM is kind of weirded out by this.
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>Xavier: You step through the Second Gate! After a CLIMATIC FLASH OF LIGHT (It's been far too long since we've had one of those.) You find yourself standing, rather predictably, on top of a bank of clouds.
Looking around, you can see an enormous cirrocumulus cloud. Strangely, it has a large hole, similar to a gateway, carved into it. You also spot what appears to be a small BIRDHOUSE some distance away from you.
>Greg:Be surprised
Is that...Chas?...Yes you are sure thats Chas..unfortunately...and he seems to be wearing...a rocket pack?OK....And is that Dirk?...You can only really tell because of the SHADES...unless someone else has those SHADES,which you doubt.He seems to have changed his outfit some since you last saw him.On reflect they both seem to have diferent outfits,though the last time you saw Chas,well not so much Chas but his DREAMSELF,was on Prsopit.What the heck are they doing here?
You call out to your FRIENDS and ask them what they are doing here.Oh and ask why the staircase is in ruins.
Is that...Chas?...Yes you are sure thats Chas..unfortunately...and he seems to be wearing...a rocket pack?OK....And is that Dirk?...You can only really tell because of the SHADES...unless someone else has those SHADES,which you doubt.He seems to have changed his outfit some since you last saw him.On reflect they both seem to have diferent outfits,though the last time you saw Chas,well not so much Chas but his DREAMSELF,was on Prsopit.What the heck are they doing here?
You call out to your FRIENDS and ask them what they are doing here.Oh and ask why the staircase is in ruins.
>Greg
odge lasers
You dive for cover away from the stairwell as LASERS start getting shot upward.You cover your ears and close your eyes shut without thinking about.
After a few moment the LASERS finally die down and you return,slowly,to the stairwell and there seem to be more holes pocketing the area around it now.
You call out and ask what the big idea was and ask if they were trying to kill you or something.
odge lasersYou dive for cover away from the stairwell as LASERS start getting shot upward.You cover your ears and close your eyes shut without thinking about.
After a few moment the LASERS finally die down and you return,slowly,to the stairwell and there seem to be more holes pocketing the area around it now.
You call out and ask what the big idea was and ask if they were trying to kill you or something.
>Greg:What?
You blink at the both of them...and the only thing you can say right now is...What?
You then shake your head and ask if you should come down there or are they going to come up here...preferable without LASERS....
You blink at the both of them...and the only thing you can say right now is...What?
You then shake your head and ask if you should come down there or are they going to come up here...preferable without LASERS....
>Future Dirk: Solve problem without LASERS
Lasers?
We don't NEED NO STINKIN' LASERS!
There you go, BUDDY. Problem solved.
>Dirk: Do something!
You can't! CJ is too busy to write up anything else right now!
>CJ: Get less busy!
HEY! How about YOU try and juggle life, school, and viciously struggling against a First Guardian, and then maybe you can complain.
Lasers?
We don't NEED NO STINKIN' LASERS!
There you go, BUDDY. Problem solved.
>Dirk: Do something!
You can't! CJ is too busy to write up anything else right now!
>CJ: Get less busy!
HEY! How about YOU try and juggle life, school, and viciously struggling against a First Guardian, and then maybe you can complain.
>Connor: Take notice of how wide this hall way is.
Also, you should try to spot DD, in case he tries to kill you on the way out.
Also, you should try to spot DD, in case he tries to kill you on the way out.
>Xavier: As you fly past the hole, you notice that it actually leads inside the cloud. Almost as if the cloud is some kind of structure, or building, or... dungeon.
Anyway, you fly past the hole, and land at the BIRDHOUSE. You see a couple of PARROTS sleeping inside.
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>Connor: The hallway is about 50 yards wide. Not sure how that's going to help.
Anyway, you fly past the hole, and land at the BIRDHOUSE. You see a couple of PARROTS sleeping inside.
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>Connor: The hallway is about 50 yards wide. Not sure how that's going to help.