OK, your pretty sure DD is behind you. If you go to the edges of the room, theirs a fifth fifth chance that DD is on that side. Also, another one third chance for each side that theirs and exit, and one third that the exit is on the other side of the hall way. OK, now if DD is on your side, and he tries to kill yo-Wait, he can't kill you here, too suspicious. Well what now?
>Connor: Look down the way you came and try to see an exit at that end of the hall, and if theirs none, then look for other exits around here with out moving from where you're standing right now.
>Connor: I have no idea where you got those numbers from. Here's the situation.
You have just stepped into a long hallway. It stretches in two directions, to your left, and to your right. Directly behind you is a door leading to the prison.
On the wall opposite you, there is a sign that says "Throne Room". It is pointing to the right. There is also another sign that says "Surface" pointing to the left.
As far as you can see, with the exception of the door behind you, there are no doors, hallways, windows, balconies, or exits/entrances of any kind leading into this hallway. You can go right, towards the Throne Room, or left, away from the Throne Room. Those are the only two choices you have.
Easy to do,because you are annoyed.Well maybe not at Dirk..but definitely annoyed at Chas.What is it with him and lasers?They aren't THAT cool.Or that useful.And what did he mean by Future Dirk?And when did he get that strong?
How long out of the loop have you been?And you didn't even go to sleep this time...
But you can answer some of those questions,maybe,not that Chas is up here with you.Wow he looks...different up close...and awake.
You walk over to say Hi.
[05:52:42] GK: Uh Chas,not to sound ungrateful or anything...but what the heck are you doing here? :/
[05:53:10] SS: ah ah ah. no.
[05:53:13] SS: call me halloween jack.
[05:53:17] SS: sir halloween jack.
[05:53:21] SS: captain sir halloween jack.
[05:53:55] GK: What? Have you gone crazy since I last talk to you? >.>
[05:54:13] GK: and what do you know about Jack anyway? >.>
[05:54:32] SS: what is with those shifty eyes!
[05:54:45] SS: i don't know who this jack is everybody keeps talking about.
[05:54:51] SS: i'm just making a david bowie reference here!
[05:55:20] GK: I read books Chas...I don't think I would get a movie or tv reference :/
[05:55:57] SS: yeah, you are pretty lame.
[05:56:10] GK: Also who else has said anything about Jack?Was it one of the trolls?Or one of our friends
[05:56:12] GK: ?
[05:59:10] SS: uh.
[05:59:12] SS: well.
[05:59:15] SS: everybody, really!
[05:59:17] SS: future dirk.
[05:59:27] GK: Future Dirk?
[05:59:49] SS: yes! dirk with weird clothes.
[06:00:07] GK: What kind of future we talking here?Alternate...Paralell..or Future future
[06:01:34] SS: uh...
[06:01:36] SS: i don't know!
[06:01:39] SS: wait.
[06:01:41] SS: yes i do.
[06:01:49] SS: but you're not allowed to know that actually forget i said anything!
[06:01:54] SS: this is one big happy journey!
[06:02:06] GK: ..You suck at lying...
[06:02:51] GK: But fine.You don't want to tell me..I won't ask
[06:03:06] SS: okay, cool.
[06:03:07] SS: be compliant.
[06:03:10] SS: i am more than okay with that!
[06:03:42] SS: so i have this suit, and my shoes are lasers, and my hat is lasers, and my spork is...not lasers actually but it can do some pretty cool stuff lilke blow up stairs!
[06:04:19] GK: Blow up...?Wait...you blew up the stairs! Why?!?!?
[06:04:36] SS: i have a jetpack!
[06:05:08] GK: And that gives you a reason to blow up stairs because...?
[06:06:38] SS: jetpacks!
[06:06:54] GK: How did you get a jetpack?
[06:07:00] SS: aliens!
[06:07:03] SS: (with jetpacks!)
[06:07:11] GK: The trolls you mean?
[06:07:16] SS: yeah, them.
[06:07:31] GK: Why would they give you a jetpack?
[06:09:50] SS: because letage was into me but she apologized for it with a jetpack.
[06:10:21] GK: Wait,you talked to EC?How is she?...did you say you were sorry...
[06:11:25] SS: well, she was into me!
[06:11:28] SS: and...uh.
[06:11:33] SS: that's about all there is to say on the matter.
[06:11:56] GK: ..ok...Illire mentioned something about that I think
[06:12:14] SS: yes there are troll shenanigans everywhere it's just ridiculous.
[06:12:33] GK: I'm not having a problem with it :/
[06:13:14] SS: oh.
[06:13:21] SS: i guess i'm just really charismatic.
[06:13:42] GK: Yes...lets go with that...
[06:13:54] SS: (and handsome, hehehehehehe)
[06:14:53] GK: You know...its not usually a good Idea to try whispering when someone is standing right in front of you..all I'm saying :/
[06:15:13] SS: i don't understand you sometimes.
[06:15:27] SS: telling me not to give zingers as asides to myself and to stop using lasers.
[06:15:36] SS: crusing for a walking of the plank is what you are doing!
[06:16:00] GK: The laser bit is getting annoying..you nearly hit me with them -_-
[06:17:40] SS: you surprised me.
[06:17:44] SS: surprises are my weakness.
[06:17:46] SS: they make me melt.
[06:18:33] GK: Well maybe you wouldn't have been surprised if you hadn't say...destroyed the stairs...just saying...
[06:19:36] GK: But enough of this back and forth rambling fest...I do have one piece of news...I found out that I am the Knight of Space ...I'm an actual Knight now
[06:19:46] SS: wow!
[06:19:58] SS: i'm the heir of light. i don't remember if i told you that enough!
[06:20:07] SS: i think i am just a little bit cooler than you.
He seems to be himself,or as much of himself as he has been seen coming to this game.But you need to see how bad he has fallen.And you know the only way to do that...You have a very bad feeling about this....But it must be done...
[06:20:22] GK: Space > Light
At this point, Chas flinches backwards a little bit.
You're suddenly worried that this was a very bad idea....very bad...
[06:20:57] SS: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
[06:21:02] SS: COME AT ME
[06:21:08] GK: What?
[06:21:13] SS: COME AT ME RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE INSUBORDINATE SHIT
[06:21:39] SS: MY HAT SHOOTS LASERS YOU'RE AT MY MERCY
[06:22:05] GK: I'm just saying...you can't breath in space..while Light can blind you and maybe sunburn you?...I'm just saying :/
[06:22:19] SS: OKAY
[06:22:23] GK: Oh and I can move things apparently
[06:22:24] SS: I HOPE YOU FUCKING ENJOY NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE
[06:22:28] SS: I DON'T FUCKING CARE
[06:22:30] SS: HERE I GO
[06:22:39] SS: GIANT MOTHERFUCKING FLASH OF LIGHT IN 3
[06:22:41] SS: 2
[06:22:53] GK: Wait,what? D:
[06:23:00] SS: 1
Just before he says ONE,you close your eyes and shield them.Good thing to,as a BLINDING LIGHT fills the area around you.CRAP!THIS IS NOT GOOD!
[06:23:45] GK: Cut that out!I can barely see!
[06:24:56] SS: LIGHT
[06:24:59] SS: MOTHERFUCKING
[06:25:00] SS: >
[06:25:01] SS: SPACE
[06:25:40] GK: Can you please cut that out?!?!?!
[06:26:56] SS: NOT UNTIL YOU RESCIND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING WORDS YOU PAGE OF INSUBORDINATION
[06:26:58] SS: YOU JUDAS
[06:27:01] SS: YOU JEZEBEL
[06:27:01] SS: YOU HARLOT
[06:28:07] GK: What?!?!I stated a fact!!I never said that Light wasn't good either!!Heck,Light is usualy the symbol fo good!!Now,please cut that out!
[06:28:24] SS: NO
[06:28:30] SS: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DIM DOES
[06:28:34] SS: BUT DIM IN MOTHERFUCKING 5
[06:28:36] SS: 4
[06:28:38] SS: 3
[06:28:41] SS: 2
[06:28:44] GK: Crap...
[06:28:45] SS: WAIT SHIT
[06:28:51] SS: I DON'T WANNA WASTE THAT ON YOU
[06:28:57] SS: YOU PATHETIC
[06:28:58] SS: WASTE
[06:29:31] SS: OKAY LOOK
[06:29:33] GK: Ugh..I think I'm starting to get a headache...ugh..
[06:29:40] SS: TAKE BACK THE FUCKING COMMENT
[06:29:48] SS: IT'S NOT THAT HARD YOU SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A KNIGHT
[06:29:54] SS: YOU'RE LIKE AN IMMIGRANT KNIGHT
[06:29:56] SS: SIR CONKSUCK
[06:29:57] GK: .....
[06:30:25] GK: Chas...enough...stop this...this isn't getting us anywhere!!!
[06:30:38] SS: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
[06:30:39] SS: IIIIIIIIIIT
[06:30:42] SS: BAAAAAAAAACK
[06:31:04] GK: Fine!.....Space = Light...happy?
[06:32:10] SS: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO
[06:33:54] SS: TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK
[06:33:55] SS: FULLY
[06:33:57] GK: Ugh...Chas...this isn't worth fighting for...Space and Light are equal forces...
[06:34:15] SS: LIGHT
[06:34:16] SS: IS
[06:34:19] SS: MOTHERFUCKING
[06:34:21] SS: MIGHT
[06:35:03] GK: Fine!! I take it back...Space isn't greater then Light!!
[06:35:16] SS: ahem.
[06:35:20] SS: and?
[06:36:02] GK: No Chas...no...I'm not fueling your arrogance...
[06:37:13] SS: okay.
[06:37:15] SS: in that case>
[06:37:20] SS: (*?)
[06:37:24] SS: i'm leaving.
[06:37:28] SS: jetpacking out of this dumb castle.
[06:37:29] SS: right now.
[06:38:01] GK: Chas...stop...
[06:40:09] GK: What are you going to do when you leave?
[06:41:12] SS: not be next to sir conksuck!
[06:41:59] GK: Chas..this isn't worth fighting over! We are Heroes!We are Princes of Prospit!
[06:42:54] SS: tell you what.
[06:43:05] SS: i'll forgive your rampant insubordination and egregious womanizing.
[06:43:10] SS: if you just man the fuck up and say light > space.
[06:43:40] GK: Womanizing?!?!
[06:45:24] GK: I can be accused of alot of things...in this case being stupid...but womanizing isn't one of them!
[06:47:08] SS: you're sir conksuck, anything is possible.
[06:47:12] SS: now fucking say it.
[06:48:30] GK: No Chas....if you feeling surperior is more important...then please...just leave...
[06:48:44] SS: ok!
[06:49:04] SS: i'm jumping down that hole and grabbing futuredirk, then flying off to somewhere more interesting.
[06:49:44] GK: Just....go...this isn't worth fighting over Chas...and you have fallen far more then i feared...
[06:50:06] SS: yep, sure!
The BLINDING LIGHT fades as Chas jetpacks down whilst flipping you off.
You drop to your hands and knees as you try to rub the remaining LIGHT from your eyes.HE has truely fallen.
And as your sight returns and your able to see the surrounding area again,a very deep sadness sets in as a though floats through your head.
>Aw hell naw!
Not a fucking cloud dungeon! You just know its a cloud dungeon and you know you gonna have to go through it! You fucking hated the Palace of Wind in Minish Cap. In fact, you wouldn't be surprised if your Denizen was a fucking flying manatee!
>Xavier: Calm the fuck down and ask the parrots about shit
>Xavier: The PARROTS are startled by your sudden approach. They wake up, squawking and screaming. They settle down once they see it's just you, however.
-- unopressedAgitator [UA] began pestering sesquipedalianScholar [SS] at 19:24 -- UA: FUCKING UA: YOU SS: Try grammar, bro. I've heard it works wonders in communication. UA: FUCKING UA: WHAT UA: SHUT UP UA: WHY DO YOU EXIST SS: Well you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much UA: FUCK YOUR DISGUSTING MATING RITUALS UA: I KNOW FUTURE ME TOLD YOU THE DEAL ABOUT BETA SHIT SS: Yeah, tell him thanks by the way. SS: It's really working some fucking wonders in saving the day over here. UA: youRE flippiNG off thE timEliNE Now SS: More like flipping the bird, dropping my pants, and rickrolling it while riding a double rainbow across the fucking sky. SS: But I guess that's close enough. UA: FUCKING WHY SS: Because it's worth it. UA: DEstRoyiNG timEliNEs is woRth it SS: No more like fixing them. SS: The timeline went wrong in one place. SS: I'm changing that point in time. SS: Everything gets better. UA: Oh you cAmE fRom A doomEd timEliNE UA: AlRiGht thAt mAkEs sENsE SS: I guess that's a pretty good way to refer to "Black Queen fucks the world" SS: Nothing but red for miles. UA: i mEt A doomEd mE oNcE UA: i killEd him SS: What? UA: you hAvENt tRAvElEd iNto thE pAst oR somEthiNG UA: you still kNow im A timEdudE SS: No, I mean why did you kill him. UA: bEcAusE hE wAs doomEd ANywAy UA: ANd i doNt NEEd him killiNG mE SS: That is... UA: smARt SS: I was going to go with "Impossibly homicidal and fucked up". UA: yEAh UA: smARt SS: He could have helped you. SS: Why would he kill you? UA: i kNow mE UA: i would ANd hAvE killEd mE UA: i wAs just A littlE fAst UA: ER SS: So instead of thinking "there is something wrong with me" you think "that's pretty smart"? UA: you doNt kNow us tRolls thAt wEll do you SS: I know you as well as I'd like to. UA: so you kNow thE spEcifics of bEtA Guys RiGht? UA: youRE GoNNA diE pREtty sooN SS: Yeah I know the shit I'm in for. SS: And I'm preparing for it. SS: Like I've said, I've got a timeline to fix. I'm not going to let this game get in my way. UA: tEll mE UA: doEs somEthiNG hAppEN to us iN youR timEliNE SS: We never found out. SS: It was kind of a blur. SS: We all caught wind of shit going down on Derse, and we lost all contact with you. SS: By the time it was over I was the only one left, and I couldn't contact either of you. UA: so wE NEvER Got to thE God TiER GAthERiNG? SS: I'm not 100% sure what you mean by that. If you mean the thing with my Sis, then no. SS: She died. UA: oh wow UA: who thE fuck did thAt SS: I'll give you a hint: SS: Tall, Dark, and wields a lance in one hand and her world-shattering bitchfuckness in the rest of her body. UA: ***** QuEEN SS: Yeah. SS: She was prototyped so far, and I guess without all of the players there our guardians couldn't beat her. SS: Then the King came when we finally gathered for an attack on Derse. UA: oh GoG you ActuAlly wENt thRouGh with thAt SS: We were angry. SS: And pretty stupid in retrospect. UA: yEAh SS: But we were all nearing the top of our echeladders and we thought we stood a chance. SS: But the ambush they used got us. UA: tEll All this shit to youR GRoup UA: kAy UA: thEy GottA kNow whAt kiNd of shit youRE iN foR SS: I'm not sure I can, actually. SS: I think there's a few things in there that have to happen or else it will make another doomed timeline. SS: But I'm preparing in other ways. SS: None of us made it to god tier, but I'm going to change that. UA: NoNE UA: huh UA: i couldA swoRN thAt EC would dRAG chAs thERE SS: I told you, in retrospect we were all pretty stupid. SS: And I guess when you find out that the person you've distrusted from the start has dragged your bro onto a stone slab to be sacrificed, SS: you don't ask questions. You act. UA: whAt UA: whAt hAppENEd SS: I pretty much told you. I found out what she was doing, minus the "it will get him to god tier" part. SS: So I "saved" him, and destroyed the slab he was on. UA: oh fuck thAt wAs stupid SS: I am well aware. SS: But this time that won't happen. SS: This time I'm protecting Chas personally. SS: And I think I can take past me. UA: tAkE him? UA: you plANNiNG oN fiGhtiNG pAst you? SS: Let me put it this way: if he tries to interfere like I did, there will be two god tier players. UA: k SS: Oh, and, a favor: Don't tell anyone what we've said here. UA: Not EvEN thE dANGERous wARNiNGs UA: thAt would sAvE mE likE A hEllA lot of tRoublE SS: I'll handle those as necessary. But who knows what Chas will do if he finds out where his dad is/will be. UA: tEll thEm thAt AttAckiNG dERsE is fuckiNG stupid At lEAst SS: That's where we disagree. SS: I think it's a great idea. SS: Approached correctly. UA: whAt UA: why SS: Take a look about... two days in the future and if my plan works out you'll see what I mean. UA: ... UA: youR futuRE is dARk bEcAusE you ARE dEAd UA: but i lookEd ARouNd A littlE UA: ANd...fuck you SS: I told you. SS: Flipping the bird, pulling down pants, rickrolling, all of these things and more will happen to the timeline. UA: yEAh id commit suicidE if i wouldNt just livE AGAiN SS: I know how, as a time hero, my plans thoroughly disgust you, but at least tell me: do things work out better than my timeline? UA: you doNt All diE SS: Does my plan help? SS: Like, do we get what we went for? UA: yEAh SS: Then that's all that matters. UA: ...ok At A cERtAiN poiNt All i cAN sEE of AlphA you is this puppEt with A shit EAtiNG GRiN UA: whAt is up with thAt SS: A SS: puppet? SS: There was no puppet SS: I have no idea what you're talking about. UA: REAlly UA: cAusE its kiNdA fREAky SS: Yeah. What... what does it look like? UA: hANG oN lEt mE pull up AN imAGE SS: Like, exactly? -- unopressedAgitator [UA] sent HEEHEEHAAHAAHOOHOO.jpg -- SS: Oh SS: Holy shit SS: The fuck SS: I have seen that puppet before. UA: i kNow RiGht UA: wAit whAt SS: Yeah, once. My sis brought me down to Texas once to watch some shitty rapper. SS: And he was using that thing in some kind of ventrilo-rap act. UA: huh SS: He's actually the guy I based this outfit off of. UA: i tRiEd AskiNG but All i Got wAs fREAky lAuGhtER SS: I SS: think SS: Timelines can fuck themselves, I need to warn Alpha me about that. UA: pERhAps youR sis stolE thE fuckiNG puppEt oR somEthiNG SS: God I hope not UA: pERhAps shE hAs A puppEt Rump fEtish SS: Why would she do UA: is thAt EvEN A thiNG SS: OHJESUS SS: Fuck don't even say that. SS: My sis has no fetish. OK. Sex cannot be a thing on my Sis' mind. Because that cannot be a thing in MY MIND. SS: You are dealing some psychological atom bombs, bro. UA: i moiRAilEd lEtAGE SS: I UA: i Am likE thE psycholoGicAl mothERfuckiNG mAstER SS: Oh. That was where you were going with that. UA: whAt SS: Anyways, before you decided to ravage my mind with horrifying thoughts. SS: I'm sure I would have found the puppet after raiding her closet for suits for Chas. UA: GiANt coARsE puppEt schloNG UA: thiNk About thAt foR A momENt UA: REAlly THINK About it UA: Now Add youR sis to thAt UA: mEthiNks my job As A tRoll hAs bEEN fulfullEd UA: Good luck with youR quEstiNGs bRo UA: if it hElps; futuRE you is pREtty cool -- unopressedAgitator [UA] ceased pestering sesquipedalianScholar [SS] at 20:09 --
>Future Dirk: Have convo with--
HEY! Don't forget who the REAL MAIN CHARACTER IS!
>Dirk: Be the main character. It's you.
You see the OBELISK and the GICLOPS, and are a little disappointed. TOO EASY. But at least it's something to try out your KEYBLADE on. You and SNAKE EYES charge off to new ADVENTURES.
>Greg:Be one of the main characters,for all the players of this game are main characters.And anyone who says otherwise can kiss a horrorterror.
You spend a few minutes just laying on your hands and knees before you put your self into a sitting position,wipe away the tears,and go through the CALMING meditative state.Your swimming thoughts return to a more coherent state and your CALM METER fills to the top.
You breath a sigh of relief and open you eyes slowly.You need to focus on getting though this CASTLE right now.Your problem with Chas can wait...assuming he doesn't do anything else stupid.
You pull out the DUNGEON MAP and give it a look over.Looks like you have explored what you can on this FLOOR.Now would be a good time to head back down stairs.
Of course you are going to wait a few minutes until Chas is gone.
You stand up and stretch a bit before taking out the KUNAI that you received a bit ago.You run your fingers across the blade,making sure not to cut your finger.Chas is going to do something stupid one day.As you give the KUNAI a swing you know one thing.You will have to get stronger to make sure no one gets hurt because of him.
You spend the time practicing with the KUNAI.You never know when it might save your life.
>Dirk: As you approach the OBELISK, you notice that the GICLOPS is not alone. He's supported by a small army of IMPS, a couple pairs of BASILISKS, and a handful of OGRES.
As you get closer, three OGRES and two BASILISKS begin advancing towards you.
>Xavier: The CLOUD DUNGEON is just that. A CLOUD DUNGEON. A dungeon made out of clouds. Not really sure why it's called a dungeon; it's not like prisoners are being held in there or anything. Strange title, when you think about it.
Anyway, yes, large structure made out of clouds. Looks like you can mess around inside it, if you want to.
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...I'm an actual Knight now 
