The Escapist. It was great when I first joined, but now it's devolved into thinly-veiled insults to one's intelligence and firefights.
Okay, okay... I josh (mostly).
In all seriousness, I hate being mocked, and I mean in the "copycat" sense. It's a very good, very fast way to make me go from "not-so-friendly-neighborhood" Sage to "I-will-strangle-you-with-your-own-spine" Sage.
I hate being teased, as I'm somewhat naive. I suffered enough of that when I was little, and if I have to put you in the hospital to get you to shut up, so be it.
I hate people telling me how
I'm supposed to think about certain things. You have your views and I have mine; sometimes we'll agree, and other times we won't. Try to force your opinions on me and I will personally make sure you no longer have a brain to form opinions with.
I hate when someone insults my intelligence; my family tried damn hard to make sure I didn't end like most young blacks you see walking around the street today with their skinny jeans, bad haircuts, and overall poor taste in clothing. Furthermore, calling me a "Ritalin-popping retard" because I prefer, say, fighting games - which I feel require more raw skill - over your oft-tooted Baldur's Gate or SotC will inspire me to make a way to physically reach through your monitor and knock every tooth out of your mouth.
Jackassery in general. On the flip side, elitism. You see it here on this very site all the time. All you need to do is pull up a thread about DA2 or, better yet, the whole "dumbing down" issue and you'll see what I mean.
SamtheDeathclaw said:
The word "******", variations thereof, and heterosexism in general. Nothing unusual.
Agreed, although if you know the original definition you can stealthily call someone an idiot when they address you as such.
Addendum: As you can see, I'm a very violent person. It's amazing how, as a nerd, no one respects you until you snap and almost kill someone.
Ah... middle school... where would I be without those years?