What game would YOU challenge death to

[Flailing Escapist]

The Game isn't a bad idea.
I'd probably end up challenging him to riddles like the damned train in the dark tower books.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

I'd challenge him to beat Half Life 3. And since it will never be released, I will live forever.

Why don't you challenge him to Megaman Legends. It's much safer.

 

[Naeo]

Either a game of ninja or "whose (body part) looks more like my (same body part)?"

 

[Magikarp]

Although I don't consider screen looking to be cheating.

...There's a special circle in hell reserved for you.

OT: Russian roulette. Just point the gun at him & pull the trigger 6 times.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'd challenge him to watch "The Room" without laughing one bit, not even chuckling.

 

[LordOmnit]

With only w, a, s, d, i, the shift key, the space bar, number keys, and a mouse explore an entire world in Minecraft from (0,0,0) all the way to every edge of the Far Lands in both the regular world and Nether (also the sky realm if that comes out before the first finishes). I wouldn't even have to try and just let Death dick around until he either gives up, runs out of HD space, or it will just give me thousands and thousands of extra hours of life anyways.

 

[thatguy1]

This may be anticlimactic, but as a competetive runner I would love to race death in a running race, literally outrunning death.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Also I got another idea, Dungeons and Dragons, Death plays the Dungeonmaster and who dies ingame also dies physically in real life

i would do that, but i'd be the Dungeon Master.
'says here theres twelve invisible, invincible dragons and the room locks behind you. hey, i didnt make this up. jk, i did.'

 

[NightHawk21]

I challenge him to a pizza eating contest. Since he has no stomach (or organs for that matter) I win.

If he somehow has organs (or the ability to win) I challenge him to a Wank-off. Since Death is female, I win.

If he is a dude and has organs, I'll challenge him to a game of LIFE!

Where the hell did you get death is female.

In some beliefs, death is either a woman, or a female skeleton ... also, Sandman:

Ya but OP said he. So I guess we're going classic grim reaper.

 

[-KC-]

I'd challenge the death to play WoW, he would get addicted and leave me alone...sorta

 

[valkeminator]

First to 100% EVE Online, I'd get an extra 20 years just to get all skills to level 5.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Ya but OP said he. So I guess we're going classic grim reaper.

Shame ... I'd want the last thing I see to be a hot goth chick, rather then a hooded skeleton dude.

 

[OneEyeX]

I challenge him to eat a bunch of nachos, digest them and then convert them into poop.

I'm really good at that.

 

[Alssadar]

I'll challenge him to Half-Life 2 Episode 3 speedrun!
Oh, wait...

 

[Mr Shrike]

I would challenge him to a game of Thermonuclear War.

Because nobody really wins at Thermonuclear War.

 

[Mr. Gency]

I'd challenge him to Half-Life.

Limbo i would play limbo with him

I see what you did there.

 

[NightHawk21]

Ya but OP said he. So I guess we're going classic grim reaper.

Shame ... I'd want the last thing I see to be a hot goth chick, rather then a hooded skeleton dude.

Challenge him to a game of picking up chicks, no magic.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Ya but OP said he. So I guess we're going classic grim reaper.

Shame ... I'd want the last thing I see to be a hot goth chick, rather then a hooded skeleton dude.

Challenge him to a game of picking up chicks, no magic.

Yeah, for me that's the equivalent of playing Russian roulette with 5 barrels full. But if he was a skeleton I guess I'd have a slightly better chance ...

 

[Brownie101]

Also I got another idea, Dungeons and Dragons, Death plays the Dungeonmaster and who dies ingame also dies physically in real life

No, no, no. Make yourself the DM. Let Death be a player. That way you can keep it going as long as you want. And when you get bored? Rocks fall, Death dies.

 

[The Funslinger]

Also I got another idea, Dungeons and Dragons, Death plays the Dungeonmaster and who dies ingame also dies physically in real life

"OKAY THEN. YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SLAIN YOUR FIRST PACK OF SEWER RATS. WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?"
"I say we go claim the quets reward."
"No, lets check out that door there at the end of the room."
"Oh right. Okay, we'll check outt he door. is it locked?"
"NO."
"Then we go inside. What do we see?"
"YOU HAVE INTERRUPTED TWO ANGRY, ANCIENT, RED DRAGONS FIGHTING OVER A RELIC OF BHAAL."
"... Fuck you dude."

Exactly, surely being the Dungeon Master is your best opportunity to fuck Death's shit up?

OT: Rugby. Only real men play rugby. Not pansy-ass American "football". And... you know, death's a skeleton, he'd be crushed in a tackle.