What has the last game you played taught you?

[fire-exit-man]

Well I fired up Assassin's Creed Brotherhood for the first time after a lengthy time of GT5 and after the recap from ACII I learned that some of the most important plot details don't make a lick of sense sometimes, and don't always have to.

From GT5 I learned again that practice makes perfect and the Nurburgring is a truly terrifying piece of tarmac for the unprepared.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Pikmin, time management.

 

[ssgt splatter]

The only games that has taught me anything that I can apply to the real world are the COD games.
Thanks to these games, I know how the sights on guns should look when you go out to a shooting range and ADS. Needless to say I was a pretty good shot, my mother on the other hand took a full 30 minutes before she could hit anything other than the ground.

 

[Smagmuck_]

New Vegas: It is not the smartest decisions to wonder into a seemingly empty quarry. >.>

 

[Wapox]

firstly: GET A NEW PC!!
secondly: GET A BETTER CONNECTION
thridly: characters with pets/turrets live longer and kill more

and that was only League of Legends....

 

[Buccura]

Counter-Strike: Source.

Spray and pray with a Glock does not work all that well.

/facepalm

why would you do that?? Are you some kind of noob??You only spray and pray at close range with sub-machine guns or assualt rifles.

To answer your question, it was a Gun Game server and I was at the level that gave you only a Glock, and I was in a desperate situation. I had to make due with what I had good sir.

 

[Rooster893]

Half Life made me look up the Lambda, which is actually a symbol for wavelength or amplitude or something like that.

And it's also an icon for gay pride.....

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

Dead Space 2: Always save ammo, and never trust enemies to not spawn right behind you with no sound.

 

[LightningBanks]

Minecraft....searching for trouble is BAD

 

[Au Naturel.]

Always check your bomb stock when you select a shot type you haven't tried before. So that when you try to use a bomb after you use your Hyper, you don't derp and explode!

 

[MolotoK]

The Tribalmans Shiv IS made of metal, it's just a dull brown, which does make it looks like wood.
I only assume the Shiv is the weapon of wood you were reffering to, no?

The Tribalman's Shiv is made of hard wood according to the wiki (http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Shiv). The blade clearly has a wooden texture.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

AC: Brotherhood
Walking alone through a open square will get you stabbed in the back by the local doctor.

 

[GenericPCUser]

TF2:

Painting the side of a wall in the middle of a fight is a completely normal action.

Just because you can keep others alive doesn't mean they are willing to return the favor.

A Russian with a weapon that fires $400.00 bullets can be beaten by a thin Frenchmen with a $2.00 pocketknife.

Energy drinks cause anything harmful to miss you.

 

[Vault101]

Don't fuck with Aria

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Texting makes you suck at Halo.

 

[Siuki]

When in doubt, Airblast. Always gets a good reflect mini-crit or two.

Also, when anything hits a wall, it will always leave a bullet dent. Always. Even if you're slashing at it with a 120-140 cm claymore.

 

[Ice Car]

Always save every 5 minutes. Fallout New Vegas. Tends to freeze for no apparent reason, and always when I haven't saved for a long period of time. *Headdesk*

 

[Wing Dairu]

Doom.
It has taught me that HELL IS BAD, KILL EVERYONE IN IT, KAY?

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Dead Space -

1.) Being 'startled' is annoying.
2.)The feeling when startled eventually goes away.
3.)That you'll get frustrated and annoyed when people continuously tell you it's the scariest game ever, even if you don't agree. Even when you tell them you've played/play it, and don't think it's scary; they subsequently ignore you and go on about the fear-instilling craziness.
4.) And it's alright to kill blood-thirsty reanimated human mutant-alien fetuses.