What has the last game you played taught you?

[afbrien]

"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest SOB in space".

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

That, despite Cartman giving a rant about it in a South Park episode, It is always recommended to shoot a guy in the dick.

 

[feeback06]

NCAA Football

The Temple Owls blow.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Magicka: To defeat really strong opponents which are tied up but still use spells and constantly summon 2 ghost copies of themselves, you don't have to attack. Just raise a shield and start boosting, he'll eventually kill himself.

Also: An army up ahead? Send forth your undead minions!

 

[nitro27]

Just Cause 2 - Any problem, no matter the size or importance, can be solved with a large gun and a crapload of explosives

 

[automatron]

Dead rising 2:

Gems + flashlight = light sabre.

Even better.
If you tape an axe to a sledgehammer, another will appear on the other side

Edit: sry meant TAPE an axe, not take

 

[baddude1337]

Metal Gear Solid 4.

Don't try to kill the little ball things with legs, they just keep coming.

 

[righthead]

It wasn't the last game I played, but river city ransom taught me that sometimes people vomit money if you hit them enough.

 

[righthead]

Kingdom hearts: birth by sleep, taught me that Ice cream is made by cannons controlled by piano keyboards.

 

[Brandon Storck]

Starcraft 2 Taught me to think before you leep, also that Banelings + Burrow + Marines = Victory (Not Really)

 

[PixelKing]

Fallout: Do not anger a fat man.

 

[astrav1]

Stop playing so much goddamn Minecraft.

 

[baddude1337]

FIFA 11.

No body will EVER sign up to my team (Exeter City) despite being promoted to the N-Power Championship and I offer them double what they ask.

 

[Apollo45]

Cutting off an enemy's limbs is significantly more effective than going straight for the head. And that taking their legs first slows them down.

Also, that a miner can carry a few hundred cubic meters of dirt, stone, sand, wood, and whatever else you happen to have in your Buttpack of Holding, except for when that stuff happens to be food or tools. And that you can cut down trees with your fists.

 

[SlyderEST]

Bulletstorm.

Shooting a guy in the balls, then kicking his head off is insanely satisfying (and funny).

Is Bulletstorm even released?

Wolves don't attack you when you're wearing holy boots.

Someone ought to know this.

Knights of the Nine?

Yeah, TES IV taught me that even if you're fully stealthed and fire an arrow at extreme long range at someone who has their back to you they still instantly know where you are.

You probably had a crappy stealth skill or something. Or you're not in the dark, which if so, is really hard to program otherwise (I imagine). I have killed people with arrows shot from the dark.

For me, Magicka taught me that Wizards can't swim and are highly flammable (which is supposedly common knowledge).

EDIT:

Starcraft 2 Taught me to think before you leep, also that Banelings + Burrow + Marines = Victory (Not Really)

What, like this?

 

[Stevo95]

aim for the head

 

[Wondermint13]

Professor Layton taught me that tea is the answer to any puzzle. A few sips and your brain is refreshed enough to take the most difficult puzzles. He also taught me that a gentleman is patient and calm in any given situation.

If only the whole world could operate like this!

I can't agree with that more! A fine observation.

 

[Super Toast]

TF2. Cooperation is key.

 

[Scarnix]

Just Cause 2

That i should not try jumping from a helicopter without a parachute