What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[shadyh8er]

"Tried to save my girlfriend from my evil ex-friend, only to get shot in the side and end up dangling off a cliff in a wrecked train. FML"

TheevezRuleU2

"Got decapitated by a chainsaw, face melted by acid-spitting bugs, and cut in half by some...thing. Why doesn't this guy just turn the console off? FML"

GrahamsEscort4

"***** used up all the sand. FML"

PrinceOfPersiaS0T

 

[Evilsanta]

Punched God into the sun from the edge of the solar system. And then I and my childhood friend enter earth atmosphere. It was a little hot.

-Lolipopwitch

 

[Gabanuka]

"Went into some long grass with only Magicarp. Couldent run away and got fucked up by a zubat. Randomly passed out and now I'm in the Pokecenter. FML"

Poke A man.

 

[revolutionaification]

Met an old friend today, felt pretty good about it too; I hadn't seen her for years and tbh I was looking pretty damn good. Thought we'd maybe finally go out, ended up getting shot in the face instead. I look like I fell asleep on an angle grinder. FML.
CaLibr8

 

[valkeminator]

I Killed my only companion, and told there will be cake at the end... turns out The Cake is a LIE! FML.

-Caek Isalie

 

[c_westerman13]

so the guy i've been stalking for almost 3 years met me today, and he was a real dick. sold me to his boss for testing. FML

LegionN7

 

[Thanatos5150]

"More Blood Mages. Really should have bought that demon-killing Knife. FML"
~LotheringRogue1

 

[VanQ]

Just saved 99 of my people from a giant-ass meat factory, now I find out I have to save another 300 from a brewery full of armed guards and vicious attack slogs, but to get there I have to cross a desert... on foot. FML

-StitchLipMud

Also, this thread is freakin' awesome, made my day.

 

[Purplecoyote]

"Got turned into a vampire in Los Angeles today, everyone is being a douche,telling me to pick up their ancient sarcophagus. FML"

-Power2themasquerade

 

[Yuzzi]

MEDIK WAS KILED. FML

-NATASHASLUVER65

 

[valkeminator]

Now they want me to run across the battlefield while shooting down a chopper with only a bubblegum, rubberband and a paperclip, and then cook dinner for the squad. Looks like I have to do EVERYTHING FML.

IDoEverything

 

[c_westerman13]

so this newbie kindred that only lived because nines is a douche just broke into my office, killed my dude with a big-ass sword, and cut me open with my own damn knife FML

LaCroix_Prince

 

[VanQ]

So my Dad runs off somewhere without telling me and a loan shark shows up at my door to collect his debt, she won't even TELL me how much he owes because she says I'll pass out. Now I have to sell my possessions, turn my home into a store and crawl through dungeons full of things that want to eat me to make back the money he owes. FML

-KawaiiLoli

 

[valkeminator]

Have to take cousin to dinner. Again. FML.

Niko the Cousin

 

[ELD3RGoD]

"Albion just got killed by a shadow. FML"
-HeroNumba1

 

[valkeminator]

I got punched in the face, AGAIN. FML.

-AJilaniWesterlund

 

[arcaneviper]

"Aliens stole my babes.. again. FML"

Dukeofnukes

 

[TheKruzdawg]

"So I've spent all this time hanging out with this girl, being a great companion and helping her around the lab. Then she goes and throws me into the incinerator! I thought this one would be different... FML

LoNeLyCuBe99