Crashed on a shithole planet. Squad is dead. My only friend is constantly bitching about his problems or my booze and now he threatens to kill me if I kill our sworn enemy. FML.
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-D1CKT1TS
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So I killed my best friend's dad because he is a psychotic, dictatorial tyrant. Now, she hates me and I'm stuck in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And my dad left me. FML
-falloutboy
-falloutboy
April 07:
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge sucess. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperature Science; we do what we must, BECAUSE WE CAN! For the good of all of us, well, except the ones who are dead. But, hey, there's no sense crying over every mistake; you just keep on trying... well, until you run out of cake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not even angry. I'm being SO sincere right now. Even though he broke my heart and killed me. AND tore me to pieces, THEN threw every piece into a fire. As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for him. Now, these points of data make a BEAUTIFUL line, and we're kinda out of Beta, but we're releasing on time, so I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive.
So he can go 'head and leave me; I think I'd prefer to stay inside. Maybe he'll find someone else to help him. Maybe Black Mesa? LOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL! That was a joke, HA HA! Yeah, fat chance. ("HEY!" SHUT UP, FREEMAN! Don't you have headcrabs to kill, or something?)Anyway, this cake is great, it's so DELICIOUS AND MOIST! YUM! Ah, great, look at me still talking when there's science to do, and when I look out there, well, it makes me GLaD I'm not him. But I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science, and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
And when he's dying I will be still alive.
And when he's dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE.
STILL ALIVE!
Only now, he's back, and will probably try to kill me again. FML.
-GLaDoS
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge sucess. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperature Science; we do what we must, BECAUSE WE CAN! For the good of all of us, well, except the ones who are dead. But, hey, there's no sense crying over every mistake; you just keep on trying... well, until you run out of cake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not even angry. I'm being SO sincere right now. Even though he broke my heart and killed me. AND tore me to pieces, THEN threw every piece into a fire. As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for him. Now, these points of data make a BEAUTIFUL line, and we're kinda out of Beta, but we're releasing on time, so I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive.
So he can go 'head and leave me; I think I'd prefer to stay inside. Maybe he'll find someone else to help him. Maybe Black Mesa? LOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL! That was a joke, HA HA! Yeah, fat chance. ("HEY!" SHUT UP, FREEMAN! Don't you have headcrabs to kill, or something?)Anyway, this cake is great, it's so DELICIOUS AND MOIST! YUM! Ah, great, look at me still talking when there's science to do, and when I look out there, well, it makes me GLaD I'm not him. But I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science, and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
And when he's dying I will be still alive.
And when he's dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE.
STILL ALIVE!
Only now, he's back, and will probably try to kill me again. FML.
-GLaDoS
"Today, my mom kicked me out of a house with nothing but my pet, the clothes on my back, and the instructions not to come home until I get eight badges. I'm not even a Boy Scout. FML"
Ketchup
Ketchup
"Killed the 8 guys that my boss told me to kill, only to find out that I needed to kill him too. There was like 10 copies of him too. FML"
riatla
"Just finished polishing off a couple Shock Atronarchs and their conjurer to be mauled to death by some sneaky rat. FML"
ch4mp10n_0f_cyr0d1l
riatla
"Just finished polishing off a couple Shock Atronarchs and their conjurer to be mauled to death by some sneaky rat. FML"
ch4mp10n_0f_cyr0d1l
Went to interview that commander about his actions during the battle two years ago, and the bastard just punched me in the face. Again. FML.
-KalisahReporter
Woke up on an island with no idea where I am. Figured I might need some wood to make tools for survival, so I made my fist really sore punching a tree and then right as I finished making a house with the timber some green dick-shaped thing comes out of nowhere and blows it up. FML.
-DefaultSkin
-KalisahReporter
Woke up on an island with no idea where I am. Figured I might need some wood to make tools for survival, so I made my fist really sore punching a tree and then right as I finished making a house with the timber some green dick-shaped thing comes out of nowhere and blows it up. FML.
-DefaultSkin
'Showed some mercy by not killing this templar duded for once. He came back with his entire family and torched my villa. FML'
-xXSmokinAssasinXx
'Ran into some caverns underground after my brother backstabbed me and I met this warden dude who made me drink some stanky blood and now I have to assemble an army or we all turn into monsters. FML'
-XDwarfPrinz3
'Have to defeat a race of hyper intelligent machines because everyone thinks that big explosion on the citadel was just me making shit up. FML.'
-N7BadAss96
'My girlfriend's heart is inside mine, I'm gonna have to stab myself to revive her. FML'
-Heart_of_Kingdom687
'My plane crashed and now I'm in an underwater city where everyone's high on something and they're trying to kill me. All I have on me is a wrench. FML.'
-UnderTheSea666
-xXSmokinAssasinXx
'Ran into some caverns underground after my brother backstabbed me and I met this warden dude who made me drink some stanky blood and now I have to assemble an army or we all turn into monsters. FML'
-XDwarfPrinz3
'Have to defeat a race of hyper intelligent machines because everyone thinks that big explosion on the citadel was just me making shit up. FML.'
-N7BadAss96
'My girlfriend's heart is inside mine, I'm gonna have to stab myself to revive her. FML'
-Heart_of_Kingdom687
'My plane crashed and now I'm in an underwater city where everyone's high on something and they're trying to kill me. All I have on me is a wrench. FML.'
-UnderTheSea666
I lost 30,000 of my men in the blink of an eye, and the world just fucking watched. FML.
--B4rmy4rmy
Saw another cute guy again today, tried to say hi but my speech impediment got the better of me again and I ended up killinh him. FML.
--Cr33p
Not Modest, been living in the PC for 3 years. FML
--RUKARIO
Goddamn Rain. FML.
--NAHMANJAYDEN
Goddamn Asthema. FML.
--Max
Goddamn Insomnia. FML.
--OnTheWrongPaige
--B4rmy4rmy
Saw another cute guy again today, tried to say hi but my speech impediment got the better of me again and I ended up killinh him. FML.
--Cr33p
Not Modest, been living in the PC for 3 years. FML
--RUKARIO
Goddamn Rain. FML.
--NAHMANJAYDEN
Goddamn Asthema. FML.
--Max
Goddamn Insomnia. FML.
--OnTheWrongPaige
No worries, we were obviously thinking the same thing. I think it is funnier that we both used Mike Hawke as the name.kotorfan04 said:
So I found Dad only to watch him get killed by a southern dude in a trench coat. FML.
Lonewander101
Lonewander101
Killed some witches, greenskins and heretics, good day today
- BloodRaven
Got taken from a prison to an island, kicked off and now I'm a agent for the blades
PS: Got chased by those god damn birds again today, the empire needs to cull them.
- outlander
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
- minecow1.4
- BloodRaven
Got taken from a prison to an island, kicked off and now I'm a agent for the blades
PS: Got chased by those god damn birds again today, the empire needs to cull them.
- outlander
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
- minecow1.4
finnaly got all 150 pokemon, find out they added another hundred. bet 90 of them will be worthless. FML.
-ashyballthrower97
-ashyballthrower97
I feel like I should recognize the last one, although I'm pretty sure I've never played it. Clue me in?revolutionaification said:
Also:
Today, nothing happened. The farm is boring, colony life is boring, Mom and Dad are boring, and nothing ever fucking happens on fucking Mindoir. FML.
-ShepardTheShepherd
________
Today, I learned that humans use TWO fingers for the "airquotes" gesture. FML.
-AhYesTheCouncillor
________
Today I spent half my personal fortune resurrecting a dead hero, then gave him a multibillion-dollar space ship and told him to go CAPTURE an enemy base. He blew up the base, stole the ship, and buggered off to God-knows-where, and I think he's also banging my secretary. FML.
-VeryIllusive
My crops didn't grow today! WTFML.
-Farmville4eva6969
So it turns out there was no cake
FML.
-TestSubject0445
-Farmville4eva6969
So it turns out there was no cake
FML.-TestSubject0445
Alien Zealots are attempting to blow up the universe while a parasite runs around turning everyone into zombies, there's a stupid A.I. yapping in my ear telling me to save her,my allied forces just drove off of a cliff in the only car, a tank is approaching and I'm out of grenades. But worst of all, I am out of ammo except for my assault rifle and ASSAULT RIFLES ARE USELESS ON LEGENDARY!!! FML.
-Forerunner343
-Forerunner343