What is God's last name?

[Agayek]

I WAS SENT BY HE WHO IS CALLED "I AM"!
Cute.
Worked for Moses.

Meh, same thing applies, English doesn't have proper words to translate it properly

 

[F4LL3N]

First he was "Lonelyway"

Seeking comfort, he created man, thus, "Creatorway"

but after realizing this is not the right path for him, he dicided to become a hairdresser, thus he became "Barberway" and it was great.

Being still in his adolesent years; angry at mom and dad, he left home and soon became "Jammingway"

But after kissing one too many girls, he contracted AIDs, thus becoming "Herpesway" and it was great.

One eventful evening, man created 'science', thus becoming "Redundantway" and it was not great.

 

[ThatGuy]

Manson.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Did ancient Hebrew naming conventions even include having last names?

If they don't, where did "Christ" come in for Jesus Christ's name? No one ever refers to Mary and Joseph as Mr. and Mrs. Christ.

 

[Signa]

Sometimes a person is so powerful, so important, so defining that they don't need a last name. We call this person Cher.

As for God, his last name is Godlington. And did you know his first name was actually Godfried, God is just his nickname.

The (thread) Creator approves of this comment. Do not forget about the mighty-one's nephew, Prince

I just happen to know that God's full name is God "skeeball" Morissette

 

[vegetalss4]

Did ancient Hebrew naming conventions even include having last names?

If they don't, where did "Christ" come in for Jesus Christ's name? No one ever refers to Mary and Joseph as Mr. and Mrs. Christ.

Christ is simply Greek for "the messiahs" it was a title not a name.

 

[Shivarage]

God Christ xD

At least that's what it says on his birth certificate (issued by...?)

 

[JdA]

Kilmister.

You can also call him Doctor Rock for short.

 

[acillies45]

Slagathor

 

[Dethenger]

It's Jingleheimer-Schmidt. I know this because his name is my name too.

Rodriguez. I figured God would have an awesome last name an Rodriguez is about the most awesome name I can think of.

So you figured me out, did you?

 

[Detective Prince]

His full name is God Free McGodderson. I thought that was common knowledge?

 

[Supertegwyn]

God Goddy Godson.

God alllllll the way.

 

[Quaxar]

Spoiler: I still think Spoons is much, much better.

Spoiler: I still think Spoons is much, much better.

Now that is clearly the official patent plans for the Russian ushanka...

 

[Findlebob]

Smith

 

[JamesStone]

Wong. His son's name is also Wong. Jesus Wong. He has no idea where they got the Christ thing from (if you understand this reference *brofist*)

 

[MetalMagpie]

Full name is Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ. Now can all the religions please stop fighting?

Only if you make it Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ Brahman Ra Odin.

Wait, should probably do alphabetical order to avoid squabbling.

Allah Brahman Christ Jehovah Odin Ra Yahweh.

Sudden thought: Do you think we can make the entire alphabet?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Iva.

What can I say? He married a freak and later went on to become a choco-holic.

 

[RustlessPotato]

I thought God was called Morgan Freeman ?

 

[The White Hunter]

Godson, so his full name is God Godson. Yeah his parents weren't all that imaginative it seems.

That or he's Icelandic and named after his father?

I think Gods last name must be Smith. I mean there's gotta be a reason there are so many of them, right?

(Most common surname in the UK, yet I have, in 20 and a half years of life in this country, met only one person with that name?)

 

[neoontime]

Norris.



(Yes I'm sorry that joke is horrible.)

Damnit. I scrolled through the whole page just to see if I would be first to post that awful joke.
OT: I'll be unoriginal now and go with Christ.