Not sure if I have time for this... Lessee, from the head down I have 2 scars on my scalp, one from a childhood accident, another from a mountain bike crash that destroyed my helmet and tore my scalp open, a scar on my left eyebrow from a bottle being smashed in my face, several road rash scars from various wipeouts on both arms & my right shoulder, a small stab wound scar from my Loss Prevention days on my right forearm, an apendectomy scar, a burn scar on my left thigh, two major scars on both knees from a really bad wipeout when my bike chain snapped in mid pedal and I went UNDER the handlebars & skidded on my hands and knees for about 20 feet losing a big chunk of my right patellar tendon in the process, a scar on my right wrist from the neoprene on the gloves I was wearing, and about a dozen or so "pedal bites" and various nicks, cuts and abrasions all over my legs from years of being a bike messenger, as well as internal scarring from knee and shoulder surgeries.
You only need to remember three things in life: blood dries, bones heal and chicks dig scars...