What would you call your own autobiography?

Lt._nefarious

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"You'll Hate Me After Reading This But Chances Are I'll Hate You Right Back."

"Please Don't Buy This"

Or, my personal favourite.

"I'm Surrounded By Idiots: The Story Of a Narcissistic Bastard"
 

banthro

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"The Overlord : The Rise of your Glorious ruler" - This will, of course, be the start of many, many books, released every 50 years until my immortality runs out or I can just project my propaganda into peoples' minds... This book will not be sold of course, because your generous leader will provide a free copy to all citizens and school children... OBEY!!
 

ToastiestZombie

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"I'm only 14, why the fuck do I have a biography?"

Or

"Go read some other book, this isn't worth your time at all."
 

Twilight_guy

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A riddle wrapped in an enigma packed into mystery shrouded in obscurity packaged in the unknown delivered by Vincent Price and severed with a ham sandwich and toast

or RWEPMSOPUDVPSHST for short. (I dare you to pronounce that!)
 

PsychicTaco115

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"The Audacity of Taco: How One Taco Changed the Underlying Social Structure of America"

Alternatively,

"Taco's Guide to World Domination: A Success Story in the 21st Century"
 

Legion

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"How to literally die of boredom" AKA "How to kill somebody with words"
 

savageoblivi0n

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How to Survive as a Savage on a One Way Trip to Oblivion

or, to borrow a phrase from one of my favorite authors

Mostly Harmless (Except For That One Night Something Interesting Happened, Which May or May Not Be Included)
 

GTwander

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"You can't handle it"

~Because you seriously couldn't. I wouldn't wish such a scourge upon the shittiest sectors of this planet.
 

Agow95

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Got a idea from something one of my friends regularly says, "Onwards, upwards and slightly sideways!"
 

Hoplon

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I would go with "A spate of irrationality and other excuses for poor decisions"
 

Stasisesque

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Word Salad Bar

I like wordplay, I suffer from word salad and I think some of the best times I've had have been at bars.
 

Aetera

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"Ups, Downs, and Everything In Between"

I have severe Bipolar Disorder, so... yeah.
 

xemnahort

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"How the World Ended: My Rise to Power and Other Shenanigans."

Seems self-explanatory to me.