What would you call your own autobiography?

[Alcamonic]

Darkness and rain - A tale of a (not) wonderful life

 

[ToastiestZombie]

"I'm only 14, why the fuck do I have a biography?"

Or

"Go read some other book, this isn't worth your time at all."

 

[Tinygiant]

"One Mildly Bad Decision After Another: A Tale of a Lifetime of Unnecessary Regret"

 

[Twilight_guy]

A riddle wrapped in an enigma packed into mystery shrouded in obscurity packaged in the unknown delivered by Vincent Price and severed with a ham sandwich and toast

or RWEPMSOPUDVPSHST for short. (I dare you to pronounce that!)

 

[Infernai]

"The rise of Evil, Insanity and Obscurity"

 

[PsychicTaco115]

"The Audacity of Taco: How One Taco Changed the Underlying Social Structure of America"

Alternatively,

"Taco's Guide to World Domination: A Success Story in the 21st Century"

 

[sammysoso]

"Boring Tales from the Life of a Nobody"

or

"No, You're Not Special"

 

[Olas]

"This is Why I Act This Way"

By O.D. Almighty

 

[Legion]

"How to literally die of boredom" AKA "How to kill somebody with words"

 

[savageoblivi0n]

How to Survive as a Savage on a One Way Trip to Oblivion

or, to borrow a phrase from one of my favorite authors

Mostly Harmless (Except For That One Night Something Interesting Happened, Which May or May Not Be Included)

 

[GTwander]

"You can't handle it"

~Because you seriously couldn't. I wouldn't wish such a scourge upon the shittiest sectors of this planet.

 

[Agow95]

Got a idea from something one of my friends regularly says, "Onwards, upwards and slightly sideways!"

 

[Hoplon]

I would go with "A spate of irrationality and other excuses for poor decisions"

 

[Stasisesque]

Word Salad Bar

I like wordplay, I suffer from word salad and I think some of the best times I've had have been at bars.

 

[TheWojo]

"Meh."

My life described in one word.

 

[Aetera]

"Ups, Downs, and Everything In Between"

I have severe Bipolar Disorder, so... yeah.

 

[xemnahort]

"How the World Ended: My Rise to Power and Other Shenanigans."

Seems self-explanatory to me.

 

[Albino Boo]

Lance Armstrong: His part in my downfall

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

And That's Why I Drink.

 

[Zeraki]

"You didn't seriously spend money on this crap did you?"

Yeah... I'd say that pretty much captures the essence of my life perfectly.