What would you call your own autobiography?

[The Salty Vulcan]

An alternative for mine would be
"I like gladiator movies"

 

[FolkLikePanda]

"Fargus Yeavons: A tale of sex, drugs, cars, money, power, horses, buying, crack, psychoticness, music, fame, wardrobes, gold, games, fans, weed, booze, speed, empire, guitars, enemies, crime, cartoons, epicness, sexiness, loch ness, movies, depression, heritage, honour, dignity, more crack, friends, Germans, pornography, rock 'n' roll, chips, darkness, metal, bullets, explosions, groupies, hookers, war, putty, science, infatuation, chickens, Dalai Lama, karma, snake-charmers, prowess, riches, treasure, pirates, ninjas, knights, zombies, news anchors, boats, even more crack, getting laid, chilhood dreams and crash."

 

[Azaradel]

I'm sure a book about my life would be a truly worthwhile read seeing how I bore myself just being me, so let's go with the appropriate title of:

"TL;DR"

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

"Apathetic Hatred"

Or

"I Cannot Be Arsed"

Sums up most of me pretty well, I think.

 

[Easton Dark]

The Watcher of Loading Screens.

If I had to watch my life over, I feel like I'd be bored at all the percentage bars I've watched slowly creep to full.

 

[TheMyffic]

I've just finished my autobiography! It's called, "How To Get A Job (By not doing as I did)

Here it is:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009N90QBW

Enjoy!

 

[BathorysGraveland]

"The Exciting Life of BathorysGraveland: 320 Pages of Doing the Exact Same Thing Every Day"

 

[Evil Smurf]

Beer, internet and boredom. A Memoir

 

[The_Waspman]

Well, I'm actually a significant way through writing mine.

Its called 98% Fact Free. And its awesome.

 

[Clausit]

Wizards don't use rocket launchers and other stupid shit I've said and done

Alternately:
The boring times of the blokes in a pub

 

[sr.orgasmo]

"How to fap away your worries"

 

[xemnahort]

"Fargus Yeavons: A tale of sex, drugs, cars, money, power, horses, buying, crack, psychoticness, music, fame, wardrobes, gold, games, fans, weed, booze, speed, empire, guitars, enemies, crime, cartoons, epicness, sexiness, loch ness, movies, depression, heritage, honour, dignity, more crack, friends, Germans, pornography, rock 'n' roll, chips, darkness, metal, bullets, explosions, groupies, hookers, war, putty, science, infatuation, chickens, Dalai Lama, karma, snake-charmers, prowess, riches, treasure, pirates, ninjas, knights, zombies, news anchors, boats, even more crack, getting laid, chilhood dreams and crash."

Also referred to as "The Tags of Life".

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

"I Hate Myself, and Here's Why"

This. It's just simply perfect.

 

[Rastien]

"Me, Myself & Fuck You."
Copyright. Yo

 

[krazykidd]

"If you are reading this , you're doing it wrong "

" i hope they serve beer in... Oh dammit tucker max beat me to it"

"Butthurt , the tale of a hererosexual male getting fucked by society"

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

"Be Careful What You Wish For"

 

[Spydercake]

"The friend zone is your fault, examples of how it happened, why, and how to fix it."
"The socially awkward freshman's guide to sucking it up."
"Dying of old age: Unconscious Suicide?"

 

[Arthran]

To quote Deadpool, mine would be called:

"You have failed me Brain!"

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

"The Ironic Life of an Internet Addict"

 

[Blondefool]

My life in 30kgs or less: the story of a semi-hoarder who moves and has limited space.