What would you call your own autobiography?

[Circleseer]

'Since you're seeing my autobiography, this means I've died. I would be very unsatisfied with this, would I be able to feel anything, and can only hope I went out in blazing glory. Also, since I'm gone, I don't care what happens to any of you now. So F you.'


The book itself would then be empty, though one could argue the title is long enough.

 

[Leighcakes]

"Definitely The Red One;
The sad tale of the indecisive."

 

[FalloutJack]

"Why The Hell Would I Write An Autobiography?"

Turns out it isn't one, per se. It contains alot of rants and jokes that loosely pertain to sections of the author's life.

Other books I might write:

"Thank You For Giving Me Money."
"What is WRONG with you people?!"
"For The Last Time, Video Games Don't Create The Violence."
"God's An Asshole And Other Fine Tidbits."

Followed by the three-book series:

"The Dangers Of Post-Modernism."
"How I Re-Wrote Reality For You."
"Nice Job Breaking It, Hero."

 

[dwp9296]

Life Is Too Short: Why A Sixteen Year Old Should Never Write An Autobiography

 

[Kopikatsu]

The Pursuit of Normality: How life fails even those with the lowest of expectations.

 

[Death Carr]

"Wait what I'm 17 why do I have an autobiography?"

Or maybe even

"Procrastination, cynicism, and a handful of peanuts"

 

[likalaruku]

Lethargy in Motion.

Damn Kids Get Off My Lawn.

Diary of a Twisted Redhead.

My Life & Other Recipes.

 

[RADIALTHRONE1]

[HEADING=3]My Life[/HEADING]
A series of "And you thought that was a good idea why?" moments.
[small]On a side note, don't push the red button. Worst idea ever.[/small]​

 

[Razzigyrl]

"Blast, Bother and Condemnation!! and Other Epithets"

I think that would suit me well. Or maybe,

"Reasons to Fear Mirrors"

 

[Pharsalus]

"Rusted Saber: The Waste of an Officer"

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

My friends came up with these gems

"If only I stayed on the TARDIS and other great missed opportunities"
and
"Bacon and its Applications in Modern Day Life"

 

[Starik20X6]

"Bricks, Buttons, Bats and Boobs: The Starik20X6 Story"

I figure I should let the readers know what I'll be talking about for most of the book.

 

[Gamer_Fries]

Me
The life of someone you didn't know


The "me" would be centered and it would be a nice plain cover of me walking from an explosion not looking, cus "Cool guys don't look at explosions".

 

[KFalcon]

The Average Joe and how to be unimpressed by life.

That about sums me up.

And for the funsies:

Half this book is about drunk blackouts and paranoia.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

"Radical Dreamer"

My aspirations in life are, I'll say charitably, a tad unrealistic. Also, my favorite game is Chrono Cross, in which certain events revolve around a group of thieves called the Radical Dreamers. Seems to fit.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

"shut up and go away: the divine miss bee diaries."

titled so because those are the words i either say or want to say most often in a day.

edit: i could also go with "nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm."

 

[Carbonyl]

"Please Excuse My Comrade, He's Been Hit In The Head Recently"

My life is not so exciting, but the people around me make vastly stupid decisions, so my story would mostly be theirs.

 

[gonzo20]

"the life of the most depressing person on the planet!" or other timeless classics as "i waste to much time", "fuck my hollow life" and "the hopeless in love"

yeah, im a real depressing person, maybe i just need a hug from a really nice person

 

[yeti585]

"F*ck the System: Tales of Cynicism, Skepticism, Indecisiveness, and General Pessimism"
Sounds about right. I might go try writing a book.

[sup]Not an autobiography though, fuck that.[/sup]

 

[Backlashboy]

The diary of a legend...