What would you call your own autobiography?

[AngloDoom]

Heart Ache, and other reasons not to play with defibrillators.

Hoping to go into the medical field and I have a habit of setting up certain expectations in conversation and then suddenly throwing them away. Seems about right.

 

[axil56]

Pretentious and proud of it: The tale of the Ax man

 

[Mel Theofficegamergirl]

"All that hard work doesn't pay off; the story of a failed artist"

 

[Akytalusia]

it would be "Don't mind me, just passing through.".

 

[CrazyJew]

"The Dangers of Procrastination"
Due... ummm... I will finish it next year, K?

 

[Oliver Nue]

Confessions of a pre-teen nymphomaniac.

 

[albear]

"The life and times of...Oh who gives a shit"

 

[Latinidiot]

'a life of pies'

 

[Wraithspine]

I'd go with a simple:

"Well that sucked"

Although I have a feeling this would have to be published after I had died...

 

[That's Funny]

"I swear I'm not posh! One man's Guide on how to deceive people"

 

[THE_JOKE_KING33]

"The Marvelous,Miraculous,and Fantastical Tales of a Reality Surfer or How I Got Back On My Life: The Tale of the Gunslinger, The Con-Artist, and The Inventor."

 

[Kae]

Something Silly

Though it would be a comic strip, and it would be making fun of my entire life, because I think it could be funny, though it would have a lot of slapstick.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

"I can't believe they published this, there's literally nothing in this book you can't find on some teenagers Facebook page. Seriously, I'm 18 and a uni student, the best things in here are drunk stories that have been relayed back to me. Buy something else."

You should see the fucking blurb man.

 

[MopBox]

"Generation: Why?! Oh, God! Why did I Take These Student Loans in Pursuit of Higher Education and the Empty Promises it Extolled!? ? A Tale of Poverty in The Age of Bedbugs."

It's catches the reader's eye without giving too much away!

 

[MopBox]

"I Regret Everything."

Ha! I'd read that.

"I regret everything. Literally, everything. From submitting to parent's authoritarian rules regrading potty-training to penning the last word of this novel, I both rue and lament all! Seriously, I saw this book in the store window and I winched a little bit only to later to curse myself for being outdoors."

 

[tokae]

"Practically Pornography: A Story Of A Man And His Farm"

How lewd!


OT: I've had a couple of ideas over the years:
"The grass is greener on your side." with the last chapter/page just being: " "The grass is greener on your side." Well, it was until you bought this atleast. Thank you for proving my title-of-choice wrong. It means a lot to me. "
"The story of my life; atleast the last three years, I still have the photographs."
"In Order, Out of Buisness - What I did wrong."
"Unemployment SUCKS!"
"I still watch Winnie-the-Pooh when I can't sleep. - Confessions of an "adult". "

 

[Jamane]

"A fap in time : tales of a wanker"

 

[Lt._nefarious]

"You'll Hate Me After Reading This But Chances Are I'll Hate You Right Back."

"Please Don't Buy This"

Or, my personal favourite.

"I'm Surrounded By Idiots: The Story Of a Narcissistic Bastard"

 

[banthro]

"The Overlord : The Rise of your Glorious ruler" - This will, of course, be the start of many, many books, released every 50 years until my immortality runs out or I can just project my propaganda into peoples' minds... This book will not be sold of course, because your generous leader will provide a free copy to all citizens and school children... OBEY!!

 

[CPunchMaster]

Huh. I've actually thought about this before.

"Sod off - Why I don't like you very much."