What would you do to if you had your own country?

[-bladerunner-]

I would first of all hunt down and kill the pope and all other religious leaders at a summit in my capital of Ankh-Morpork (Thank you Terry Pratchett) from a hang glider. Secondly i would change the name of bread into wheatloaf. Third i would invade Britain but not do anything bad to it just have it hanging about. I would then wait for the collapse of the EU so i can invade France and kill everyone outside of Normandy and Brittany and then resettle there without the French language. The offical language will be Hungawa which is almost identical to English. And i would ban Americans who cant pass a courtesy immigration test as well as travellers jehovahs witness and i would actively discourage scientology. I would also creat a puppet government so i can work from behind the scenes and set up an intellegience agency thats better then the SVD,CIA and MI6. And thats just for the first month.

What would your secret service be called and what would it stand for?

 

[traceur_]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

*grabs credit card and runs to nearest store and buys 3947538 packages of cookies*

Alright, we're good to go!

On to destroy Sealand because although it's officially a country it's a joke and it pisses me off, and then we kill tom cruise, recruit anonymous and destroy the rest of scientology.

Sealand is a country?? Lol, NOT FOR LONG!!!

Alright, you kidnap Nicole Kidman, and I'll go make a speech about how scientology is bullshit, that should lure Tom Cruise into our trap *evil laugh*

fun, make sure you wear an anonymous mask because we don't want those douchebags hunting you down and interrupting the fishing trip, also we'll need chains and Kawasaki Ninja motorcycles , I feel like road-hauling tom cruise.

EDIT: *evil laugh*

Brilliant! I will map out the route that we will take Mr. Cruise on!

*evil laughter once more*

yes, we will take him to greenland and simultaneously invade it, I hear they have lots of hot springs there, then we give tom my special brand of road-hauling, tie a chain around his wrist, tie the other end to the bikes and take off, we take him ten meters, offer him pain killers which he will refuse then take off again.

*more evil laughter*

You do that, I'll just stick to invading Greenland and clearing a path for you and make sure that when you come through that there are giant crowds waiting to applause our new way of life!

I'll supply the harems of beautiful women and paintball guns to shoot hippies.

 

[A Purple Cookie]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

I'd do that also!

 

[xChevelle24]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

Wow, you literally read my mind.

Well, I guess I'm going to be this guy's Vice President.

yay a like-minded tyrant, we will conquer the world together, you will bring cookies.

*grabs credit card and runs to nearest store and buys 3947538 packages of cookies*

Alright, we're good to go!

On to destroy Sealand because although it's officially a country it's a joke and it pisses me off, and then we kill tom cruise, recruit anonymous and destroy the rest of scientology.

Sealand is a country?? Lol, NOT FOR LONG!!!

Alright, you kidnap Nicole Kidman, and I'll go make a speech about how scientology is bullshit, that should lure Tom Cruise into our trap *evil laugh*

fun, make sure you wear an anonymous mask because we don't want those douchebags hunting you down and interrupting the fishing trip, also we'll need chains and Kawasaki Ninja motorcycles , I feel like road-hauling tom cruise.

EDIT: *evil laugh*

Brilliant! I will map out the route that we will take Mr. Cruise on!

*evil laughter once more*

yes, we will take him to greenland and simultaneously invade it, I hear they have lots of hot springs there, then we give tom my special brand of road-hauling, tie a chain around his wrist, tie the other end to the bikes and take off, we take him ten meters, offer him pain killers which he will refuse then take off again.

*more evil laughter*

You do that, I'll just stick to invading Greenland and clearing a path for you and make sure that when you come through that there are giant crowds waiting to applause our new way of life!

I'll supply the harems of beautiful women and paintball guns to shoot hippies.

Yay! Hopefully there won't be a law outlawing quote-pyramids though :[

 

[-bladerunner-]

I would outlaw golf as it is boring. I would make it so beer was free and drugs ridiculously expensive (no point outlawing them they already are, this'll work better) and also make all stereotypical people bath in a volcano so I may use their ashes to make the country look as bleak as possible. *evil laughter*

 

[traceur_]

I would rule my domain with an iron fist, all who populate my country would be trained in the ways of the ninja because ninjas kick arse, then I'd would send my ninja assassins to kill everyone who has ever wronged me (I keep a list, yes vengeance will be mine) then I'd help the other guys invade sweden, I have no idea why, it just sounds like a good idea.

seriously:

I'd:

forbid fat chicks, you know why.
outlaw celebrity gossip magazines/channels/news coverage
outlaw tennis, golf, football (both kinds)
outlaw religion (nothing against it really, it just fucks things up)
outlaw reality TV because it's bullshit.
outlaw fashion shows because they are fucking stupid
outlaw soap operas.
outlaw rap and hip hop music.
wearing fashion accessories such as belts that do nothing, hoop earings and high heel shoes will be punishable by death

-change the legal age to view and buy porn to 2 years of age.
-create assassin/ninja guild
-every citizen must carry 1 or 2 small bladed weapons (small scythes included) or 1 larger bladed weapon and must also carry 1 or 2 handguns or 1 larger projectile weapon, they will be designed and built to the carrier's specifications, DMC sized weapons are encouraged.
-all citizens will be trained in the use of all weapons during their school years.

execute all people who: are stupid, like reality TV, like soap operas, like rap/hip hop music, and kill all people I don't like.

All citizens must have at least basic knowledge and skill in the discipline of parkour.
my country will have a no tolerance policy regarding douchebags, they will be killed.

belief in scientology, astrology and all hippie shit will be punishable by execution.

enforce the ninja thing above.

remove cars and replace them with really fast bumper cars and really fast conveyor belts to run on.

get rid of the wii, develop motion sensing technology and VR to the point where it kicks arse.

I'd do that also!

yay another like-minded tyrant. Cookies for all

 

[-bladerunner-]

Lets see all I'd really do is kill any white person who thinks that they can rap. Then the world would be a better place.

seconded

Why are most people slaughtering their future General population? I mean i can see some of the flaws with them but shooting them may not help... could be wrong though....

Because we find it fun , it is entertainment for us as we are black hearted people. By the way are you named after Mogget in Garth Nix's Abhorsen series?

 

[A Raging Emo]

I would form a small army and remain a neutral country, only going into war as self defence. Then, I would proceed to be bombed by everyone else in said was as I would be evryone's enemy.

 

[shMerker]

I would stage mass executions - but the only victims would be those of a lesser intellect.

If you outlaw stupidity then only outlaws will be stupid.

 

[jahsol]

To quote Bob Marley: "Legalize it"

...and make clothing optional, my option. If you're fat and nasty put on a shirt.

 

[-bladerunner-]

To quote Bob Marley: "Legalize it"

...and make clothing optional, my option. If you're fat and nasty put on a shirt.

Yes i like, but is that all you would do? Come on you can do anything!

 

[Susano]

If you could create you own country what would you call it, what laws would you have and what would it be like? Let your imagination roam free!

You are speaking like you can't
<a href=http://www.wikihow.com/Start-Your-Own-Country>How to make your own country

 

[Griff]

prepare, train and arm all peoples for the inevitable velociraptor invasion and subsequent zombie apocalypse then sit back and watch the magic unfold.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I would first of all hunt down and kill the pope and all other religious leaders at a summit in my capital of Ankh-Morpork (Thank you Terry Pratchett) from a hang glider. Secondly i would change the name of bread into wheatloaf. Third i would invade Britain but not do anything bad to it just have it hanging about. I would then wait for the collapse of the EU so i can invade France and kill everyone outside of Normandy and Brittany and then resettle there without the French language. The offical language will be Hungawa which is almost identical to English. And i would ban Americans who cant pass a courtesy immigration test as well as travellers jehovahs witness and i would actively discourage scientology. I would also creat a puppet government so i can work from behind the scenes and set up an intellegience agency thats better then the SVD,CIA and MI6. And thats just for the first month.

What would your secret service be called and what would it stand for?

I am tempted to make a joke here but out of respect for the question i'll take it seriously.
It would be called the National Defense Iniative and it would work towards securing my Nations safety from external threats and to help protect the free people's of the world and its motto would be "Faugh A Bullagh" which means clear the way in Irish.

 

[Deathsong17]

-I would make Welsh the official language
-All chavs will be disposed of by forcing them into the military as human sheilds for
helecopters
-No Rugby
-Anyone found with drugs will be executed
-Everyone must work, anyone caught living off Benefits will no longer receive any unless they're activly looking for work
-Smoking is banned unless in an airtight private room at home with CCTV and must do so alone, all clothes must be changed and breathmints must be consumed before leaving the room
-Fanboyism is banned

Like it, except how would the chavs shied the helicopters?

Strap them onto the body, of course!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Free universal healthcare for absolutely everyone would be my first edict, followed by substituting the death penalty for life in prison, possibly without chance for parole. Then I'd open beneficial trade agreements with Europe and Canada, while completely ignoring America until it got its act together. After that, I'd restructure the social system, introducing a revised version of socialism, all to benefit the PEOPLE, so there'd be no poor or unprivileged in my country, and if anyone disagrees, out of mah country they go.

I would at all times be open to critique and criticism, but never let power-hungry CEOs dictate what my priorities are.

And it'd be the best damn country on the planet.

 

[Irridium]

I would make my own country with flapjacks... and hookers1



But really, I would cut myself off from the rest of the world, create a self-sustaining economy, actually allow the populace freedome of speech/religion/ect. and not discriminate between men/women/white/black/gay/straight/ect. I would also create a strong military, so my populace would be safe. And I would never let coorporations muscle their way in. I would also allow medical and genetic research in areas like stem cell research. The world may say its wrong, but I'm saving lives and helping crippled people walk again, is that so wrong? I would also allow full AI research and if I did create a "sentient" robot, I would welcome it as a friend and allow more to be built. If I treat them well and not as slaves, and keep things running smoothley, they will have no reason to revolt

It would be amazing, although ironing out all the details and making sure the country runs smoothly would be a pain in the ass.

 

[bonzobeans]

I would ban idiots, people who don't know how to drive, and besides that be a benevolent dictator.