Agent Larkin said:I would first of all hunt down and kill the pope and all other religious leaders at a summit in my capital of Ankh-Morpork (Thank you Terry Pratchett) from a hang glider. Secondly i would change the name of bread into wheatloaf. Third i would invade Britain but not do anything bad to it just have it hanging about. I would then wait for the collapse of the EU so i can invade France and kill everyone outside of Normandy and Brittany and then resettle there without the French language. The offical language will be Hungawa which is almost identical to English. And i would ban Americans who cant pass a courtesy immigration test as well as travellers jehovahs witness and i would actively discourage scientology. I would also creat a puppet government so i can work from behind the scenes and set up an intellegience agency thats better then the SVD,CIA and MI6. And thats just for the first month.
What would your secret service be called and what would it stand for?