What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Jzolr0708]

A lighter, several Fondue Forks,and a bottle of Axe. Flamethrower with Barret... Fork on the end of it? I like my chances.

 

[Neo10101]

Well, I have the knife clipped on my pants, I have a lighter+can of Axe, some sharpened pencils, and a fax machine (don't want to get hit over the head with one of those).

 

[strum4h]

Well I am at college sooo.. My printer.

 

[Estocavio]

A small portable blowtorch. I tested it on a piece of metal - The metal lost.
Incidentally itd shred through skin, especially the eyes. And the fear factor associated with burning is substancial

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I can reach my carbine without getting out of bed. Ten rounds of 9x19mm +P+ to drill any smartass that tries breaking into my house.

Also, many knives and blunt objects, but that's just coincidental.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

A knife!

 

[paranoir]

I've got a Michael Bolton album.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Within my reach? I would have to say my bookbag, which is carrying around 20lbs worth of D&D books, as well as my D20 and whitewolf dice

I could throw my computer monitor, but I would have to unhook it first. My stereo might be a close second, I could club an intruder to death with it. My printer is also probably pretty heavy.

Wait a second, I have my leatherman which has a couple knives in it.

 

[El Poncho]

My cat! It will cuddle you to death! mwuahahaha.

(or sit on your face when your sleeping to suffocate you

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

about 20 guns....i win.

 

[Tomster595]

A hand grenade. I'm not kidding. I got it at an army/navy surplus store. It's inert of course, but it still is pretty heavy and would probably really hurt if I hit someone with it.

 

[ToriaPwnage]

A fork and lots of pens...

 

[Fozza]

My electric guitar (Hell ya, Left4dead!)
otehrwise some sharp pencils, a lamp, a chair. Not much more.

 

[DarkDain]

The internet.

oh if you watched Serial Experiments Lain you would know just how deadly that is...

Why do you think you I choose the internets hhmmmm?

 

[linkzeldi]

I have a copy of 1984. I suppose I could light it on fire and throw it at somebody.

 

[PolarBearClub]

From where I'm sitting, I could use my electric guitar, which is quite heavy, for a good swing at somebody.. There's also a screen and keyboard cleaner spray for some blinding, a belt with a metal buckle for some swinging, and an electric razor for some, eh, fierce shaving. If my attacker had a full grown beard, I'm saved.

Oh, and also MY FISTS!

 

[Adventurer2626]

The no. 1 slot goes to my Sea World snowglobe.

The no. 2 slot goes to my 35 lbs. monitor. If I were a bit stronger I could make a case for this being the deadlier of the 2.

Sadly, just out of reach are my exceptionally sharp pewter dragon statuettes. Oh the fun I could have with those >

Edit:

snip

Nonsense, you just haven't figured out how to use it yet

 

[spartan1077]

butterfly knife, I don't even have to reach for it since I'm holding it right now :/