What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[K1LLSVV1TCH]

My electricians knife and an old pair of nunchuks... But if I didn't want to knock myself out, I think I'd go for the knife...

 

[hannan4mitch]

Some really long replacement shoelaces.
Ersatz garrote wire FTW!

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

A nice pair of scissors. They could probably do the trick.

 

[ninjajoeman]

A compass *the one with the needle* and a few fireworks that can make you go deaf.

 

[Serioli]

Old skool CRT monitor (to the face!)

 

[ninjajoeman]

I have a copy of 1984. I suppose I could light it on fire and throw it at somebody.

if that was a copy of faherenheit 451 that would have been ironic but its not.

 

[MrShowerHead]

about 20 guns....i win.

Can I move to your place? I would feel safe then

OT: I have a knife, a fork and a baseball bat.
Oh and also a pistol. Don't ask where I got it.....

 

[Erja_Perttu]

so many pens..!

 

[Trivun]

I have a pen in reach (currently typing this in a crowded room at my student union where a bunch of people are gathering to see a film, while I'm using the internet). I could probably stab someone in the eye with it and at least blind them (fun fact - the previous film being shown in this room was some Middle Eastern film where a kid blinds a guy in self defence with a rock and catapult... ).

 

[Lord Thodin]

Uh Scissors and my toothbrush.

 

[rosemystica]

Probably the computer itself... I could strangle someone with the cord or use it as a blunt bashing weapon. XD

Alternatively, I have blankets, which could be used to smother.

 

[tomtom94]

Nobody fucks with my dividers.

Actually I'd probably grab the lamp next to my computer.

 

[mayney93]

my haf 932 weighs a lot, like 20 + kg, if i threw that or blew it on his head, he'd be dead or brain damaged, bar that, a big heavy stapler would cause a fair bit of damage i'd assume

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Um... would a ruler or a really heavy schoolbook count? If not, then I'd use a power cord or the wires to my earphones.

And if I had the chance to move, I'd grab my sword. (Okay, so it's really a wooden sword tied to a baseball bat by rubber bands and ungodly amounts of duct tape and covered in tin foil, but still...)

 

[trophykiller]

i hope i'm not cheating with the .22 rifle. and, yes, i am paranoid enough to keep it within reach of my desk.

 

[Marsell]

Butterfly knife.
Awesome and stabby

 

[teqrevisited]

I currently have the side of my PC case off, and the edges are quite painful when I've caught fingers on them, so probably that.

 

[Vhite]

Small screwdriver and World of Warcraft,

 

[SalamanderJoe]

My girlfriend. She has thighs like Chun-Li. Could crush a man's skull like a ripe melon.