What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

OriginalError

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I've got a roman candle... a bokken... and my grandfather's boy scout knife (it'll give you tetanus before it cuts you though).

//J.
 

CroutonsOfDeath

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I've got a lighter and a highly pressurized can of supposedly flammable spider poison. Though I kind of want to save the spider poison for the invading horde. Spiders = :(
 

linkzeldi

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ninjajoeman said:
linkzeldi said:
I have a copy of 1984. I suppose I could light it on fire and throw it at somebody.
if that was a copy of faherenheit 451 that would have been ironic but its not.
Well the only other things surrounding me are a DS and a PSP. I mean normally I'd have no moral qualms picking 1984 over the PSP, but I haven't beaten Birth By Sleep yet. So I have to work with what I've got. Unless I were to bash somebody over the head with my HUGE mac.
 

Neurowaste

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Well, alone? A throwing knife on my computer desk, but with the right equipment, the 20mm round on my TV stand is probably dangerous....
 

Mr.PlanetEater

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I'm sitting at my study desk, so I've got pretty much anything that would be in a study desk drawer. Books, Ballpoint pens, staples, hole punch, solid brass paper weight..you name it.
 

xanith02100

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An assortment of empty liquor bottles (if you were curious, I am a bartender and I collect them. I'm not just a drunk. =P ). There are several of them that if broken would be exceptionally deadly, or alternatively some that are hefty enough to be used as a club.
 

phantom5582

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Before I start getting to many ideas and start moving weapons to my computer desk, I better say what I have by my computer right now. Within arm's reach, I don't have much. xbox controlers, tape, pencils, and other minor things. If I'm able to lean over just a little, then I can reach my unloaded airsoft shotgun or the spanning fork (think pitch fork with a shorter grip and a handle at the end) that I have right here. Just a bit farther is a bow and arrows (blunt kind) and my umbrella. I think I'll go for the fork first.

Just to let everyone know as to why I have a spanning fork in my bed room next to my computer. Dead Rising 2 is coming out soon and I'm making the boom stick for the game stop midnight release party. ^_^ That is what I have the shotgun and tape right here as well.

The weapon I'm making.
 

Skoosh

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I may very well have the deadliest thing for him: a can of nuts. If he has a peanut allergy, he's going DOOOOWN!

There's also a machete, but those can be unreliable.
 

AdamRBi

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Fresh Chicken Bone, Glass Plate, plastic Painter's knife that might shatter to a sharp plastic stick with enough force... pens and pencils.

Not much else.