What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[ma55ter_fett]

A Kesha CD that I bought for my brother as a joke

 

[TehIrishSoap]

Erm... My Webcam, A USB Stick, A TV, And The Sims 3 Instruction Manual...

 

[TheVanhoutenBoy]

Bih Jolokia Powder (hottest Chili in the world) hardly deadly but really really irritating when you get it into your eyes or nose or wherever. Trust me

 

[DarkTraveller]

Butterfly Knife for someone armed
Tape measure for someone just breaking in

 

[Paztug]

I've got a machete. A plastic one that I bought for Halloween and that I kept because it's very convenient to kill spiders and bugs, but it still could hurt a little if I slapped my opponents with it, I think.
I also have some more classic stuff like pens, a glass, a Game Boy Advance SP, but if I had to fight someone, I'd go with my plastic spiders killing machete.

 

[ExplOsivWookiee]

Nail Clippers!!!

 

[Hotshots]

Im in my office so these...

I do love being a Chef.

 

[Sam G]

Probably my laptop, actually. It's pretty heavy, a good size for wielding, and I reckon if pressed I could batter somebody to death with it.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

A scalpel... huh...

I didn't expect there to be anything dangerous. Oh, well.

 

[Hawkseraph]

I've got chocolate! Or my e-guitar.. hey.. that woulda be fun.. beating someone with my guitar xD

 

[slarrs]

I guess stab em with some scissors or beat them with my speakers. Maybe throw a potted plant? Or use the lamp? yeah I don't have much.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Within arms length? The best I can manage is to smash someone with my keyboard, or possibly break my mirror and use a bit of that.

Otherwise, I'd say my sword, but that's blunt and totally impractical in a confined space anyway.

So really, that only leaves the kitchen knives...

Yeah, I'm not well prepared for someone attacking me.

Then again, I know martial arts, so who needs a weapon anyway?

Especially if my attacker is unarmed. XD

 

[sune-ku]

Well there's a Naginata (a Japanese polearm, kinda like a machette on a stick) within about 2 feet of me, but admittedly it's quite blunt... it's a further couple of steps to get the practical katana off my wall.

 

[Hyper-space]

Dragonforce - Inhuman Rampage

The hardest metal known to man

 

[Buizel91]

My Needle rif...

Ooh non Halo thread? Fair enough.

Nail Clippers...Beware!

 

[Buizel91]

Nail Clippers!!!

You...I want a Clipper dual!!!

 

[cheese_wizington]

Two glasses. Or maybe the can of axe if combined with a lighter.

 

[I Max95]

a broom
it was broken at the end so it sort of makes a point now if i could sharpen it it would make a pretty good spear

 

[mageroel]

There are three swords and a halberd in my reach... Although I'd probably go for the wakasashi, it's the smallest sword I have here and also the best for close quarters. Also, I have my guitar should shit hit the fan.

Also, I have some eating sticks. That could prove useful to poke out eyes and such.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

A bowl and a pen.
:/
Here we go! A nice heavy encyclopedia.
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D:
I'm fucked, aren't I?