The whole house. I don't need a handy weapon. I've been told time and time again by anyone who so much as LOOKS at this house that its a death trap. One wrong move and BANG!! your dead. *goes to get up off the sofa, floorboard gives way...*
What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?
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Without the little round safety thing? But that makes it lethal! I think you may well win this thread!interspark said:
only without the little round safety thing and only one, slightly balding, woodpecker
OT: Boring answer - scissors
Similarly boring answer - my bow. Provided my would-be attacker gives me 2 minutes to set it up first.
More interesting - a plastic spork, a guitar hero controller, and a pokewalker. Although that last one only works if it somehow lets me actually use the pokemon within it.
Borderline psychotic answer - anti-depressants. I suppose, assuming I could overwhelm an attacker, I could forcibly overdose them on the things. Although it would take a while for any effects to occur.
Two slippers, a very hot jar of hot chocolate and a particularly stodgy helping of bread pudding... whatever comes through that door, it's entering a world of pain.
A Katana, it's blunt (Under parents request) but still heavy and dangerous.
If were talking sharp objects, then there is a pocket knife in my drawer, although I only use it to cut up plastic and boxes at work.
If were talking sharp objects, then there is a pocket knife in my drawer, although I only use it to cut up plastic and boxes at work.
well what is in my reach? my brothers broadsword, a nerf broadsword, a Guitar Hero controller, a flashlight that feels like a club, and a pair of scissors. now that i noticed this, i dont know if im safe at my computer now...
A Mace (For those that don't know, a large stick with a lump of pointy metal on the end) there were a few burglary's round my way so i keep one tucked under my bed.
A Kitchen Knife - left over from eating dinner.
A Stanley Knife - for opening packages.
Also my Bo staff is in the corner.
So quite a few deadly things.
A Kitchen Knife - left over from eating dinner.
A Stanley Knife - for opening packages.
Also my Bo staff is in the corner.
So quite a few deadly things.
my copy of halo reach!
lol jk but seriously i would probably throw my mp3 speaker/radio at him to distract him while i run and grab the heavy wooden balance board next to the doorway into this room.
OR i could befriend him with my slinky!!!!!! cuz cmon, who dosent like slinkies?
edit: my lamp would work pretty well too i guess but i like it too much and the head comes forward at the top so its oddly shaped and not good for more than pulling his leg from under him.(yes i could just hit him with the base but this thing is on pretty much always and it gets really fucking hot at the top. do Not want to grab that)
lol jk but seriously i would probably throw my mp3 speaker/radio at him to distract him while i run and grab the heavy wooden balance board next to the doorway into this room.
OR i could befriend him with my slinky!!!!!! cuz cmon, who dosent like slinkies?
edit: my lamp would work pretty well too i guess but i like it too much and the head comes forward at the top so its oddly shaped and not good for more than pulling his leg from under him.(yes i could just hit him with the base but this thing is on pretty much always and it gets really fucking hot at the top. do Not want to grab that)
Guess I'd die, I have nothing that could even be remotely dangerous to anyone, unless maybe I could smother them with my clothes or something...