What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[Jake the Snake]

My metal shelf. Yup, gonna beat someone with it.

 

[godofallu]

I think I would have to beat someone to death with my keyboad. That's my only real option within reach.

 

[DarkDain]

The internet.

 

[nofear220]

I have a hole punch?

 

[Rainforce]

EVERYTHING in reach.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

....

....

*has no weapons, is f*cked V_V*

 

[Ldude893]

A holepuncher.

 

[wynnsora]

Uh... Short Sword, 2 knives, X-box controller and this ceramic plate. By the way the old X-Box so I can strangle people with it too.

 

[Ocelano]

Pair of scissor on my computer desk place my hand on them as i turn to face them then as they strangle me bring them in sharp(no pun intended) conjunction with the soft exposed undersides of his wrists hoping to get the major artery on the other hand if he is wearing gloves maybe his throat and if his arms were in the way well theres always the gut

 

[Keroyx]

Scissors, Kunai Knife, and a pen with a hidden knife on the inside.

 

[soilent]

an assortment of pointy pieces of stained glass, and glass cutting tools.

 

[Zildjin81]

A big crystal to smash over someone's head.

 

[Saint_Zvlkx]

A Glock.

 

[Free Thinker]

My Apple laptop, which having no cooling system, could melt the flesh off any attacker.

 

[Berethond]

How about the Cetme .308 I just got finished cleaning?

didnt someone post the EXACT same thing on the zombie survival thread last week? what the hell kinda people have we got on this site?!?!

I just use it for long-range practice. Gotta clean it to prevent damage.

Thought it would be a little more civilised than the other thing I've got here.

...Maybe I DO have problems...

Yup. You like Jeeps.
/completely missing the point.

On Topic: My hunting knife. And my .22. And my staff. And my three pocketknives. That's about it, I think.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Probably either my pocket knife, or my (largely decorative but still sharp) dagger. If I wanted to do it the slow way there are various cough/cold medications I could force down my attacker's throat.

 

[joemu362]

.22 revolver, a beer bottle, and my Buck knife.

...woah, I really sound like a hick now.

 

[Sangtrain]

Wakizashi
Pugio
Bokken
Taijijian
Airsoft guns
Box Cutter
and the Best one. Five Bottles of Insulin.


All of them except for the Last two were gifts funny enough.

 

[Grayjack]

An empty cologne bottle, a broken picture frame and a can of Dust Off.

 

[Mr Scott]

Besides my marching fife, a plastic desk fan and a D&D 4E player's handbook. Also a potted plant. (I know I should keep my Shin Gunto Model 95 by me at all times but, I don't need it to type...)