Michael Corbin Jacob Thomas Franklin Ghaleon Little
No, I'm serious. That is my full legal name. Its what happens when you are the product of a one night stand. The mother names you after who she thinks the father is, then later in life you find out who your real father is, get sent to live with him and his wife, get adopted, names added on instead of just changed.
I was born Michael Corbin Jacob Franklin. My mother's name was Shawn Paula Finn. The one she thought was the father, I don't know his name, but got Franklin from him. Then at age 9 sent to live with my real father, Thomas Ghaleon Lynn Little, after 2 years there, adopted by his wife as my mother (real mother died) and Thomas Ghaleon Little was added into the mix.
That's right people. I'm like the only white guy with a name 7 words long and not from Latin American countries.
Michael - "Who is like God?"
Corbin - "Gift from God" (not the 'Raven' version which is all you get when you look it up)
Jacob - "Holder of the heel" or "Supplanter"
Thomas - "Twin"
Franklin - "Freeman"
Ghaleon - "Calm"
Little - Do I have to enplane this one? Its just an old last name, started appearing hundreds of years ago in England and various parts of Europe, likely derived as a shortened version of "Littleman" or as an extended descriptor people had, aka, John Little / Little John type deal.