What's your pornstar name?

[rhyno435]

Foxy Renfield's the name.

Perfect use of my dog's name if I wasn't a guy...

 

[Denariax]

Five Dolla Foot Long.

 

[Zeromaxx]

Suzie Five Points...that -COULD- work if I switched genders.

 

[Darius Brogan]

Huh... Spirit Willow... That doesn't sound sexual at all...

 

[the spud]

Jack Orchard...?

That doesn't really work...

Although jack has potential.

 

[GamingGoddessV]

Carmen Bedford

 

[Madara XIII]

Thor Durban.

Animal control. I hear you have a cougar problem?

OMFG XD Stop Stop I can't breath. OH GOD Imma die laughing reading this thread.

OT: Name's Figaro Normandy....nope not too catchy.

 

[Madara XIII]

My name is Figaro Normandy

I'm your singing instructor. I'll be helping your hit a higher Octave today


Meh So so. It's only good if you know Opera. Figaroooooooooo~

 

[EvilMaggot]

Bear Oakmountain.....

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

 

[Blastinburn]

On a related note:
http://xkcd.com/884/

 

[TheLudwigen]

Sexton Hardcastle, nuff said

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Darek Judo. Karate themed porn could work great! Or Chitty Chitty Beef Beef. I got it from a thread on the AS message board where he deliberately misspelled shitty to avoid censors.
Edit: and I giggle every time I say it.

 

[Fudd]

Zip Cook

I'm good for the restaurant scenes.

 

[vingtcinq]

Valentine Queen.
Yeah...almost there, but not quite.

Either way, I want my 20 bucks.

 

[Rabish Bini]

Sandy Lane

I am not joking. Would work perfectly... if I were a woman.

 

[CJ1145]

Harley Southcentral

 

[Formica Archonis]

The first street I ever lived on was named after my grandfather.

I was named after my grandfather.

This really doesn't work for me.

 

[OrionKurnous]

Coco Peacock.

Not bad.

 

[booker]

Princesa Sterling. I'm a dude, by the way. Also, I live in a town where almost all the roads are systematically numbered but I just happened to grow up on one of the named roads.