What's your pornstar name?

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Ness constitution. I'm here about the faulty shower.

 

[Zenode]

Speedy Serpentine

That sounds pretty freakin sweet!

 

[ultimateownage]

I can't remember the names of either of those things.
So you can just call me Ultimate Spankage.
Aaawwwww yeeeeaaahh.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

my first pets name was sharky (r.i.p.) and the first street i lived on would be Brandon blvrd.

so my porno name is Brandon Sharky... then again, we always used to call my dog (sharky) pretzel sticks, cause he had scrawny legs, so i guess my porno identity's evil twin could be Brandon Pretzel-Sticks... wow

oh well, you know what they say about people who love pretzel-sticks? they're gay pretzels!!! haha, i'm too tired to be online right now...... i guess i should go to bed sometime soon so i'll stop making stupid corny jokes refferencing southpark jokes ;p

captcha-- uartall 139, --

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

...why a pet's name? I know Sinfest [http://ninja-theatre.com/comics/2004-05-05.gif] did it that way... but what if your first pet was the other gender? By those rules the first part of my pornstar name would be "Ruby", as my first dog was a girl.

I've always gone with either middle name or grandparent's name for the first, with the street you lived longest on during your childhood for the last, which makes me "Joe Killingsworth".

ugh, mine would totally suck ass if i did it that way. Joe and Gills Creek Lane... hmm, joe gills? joe creek? joe lane???
mehh, with all due respect to my g-paw, i like brandon sharky better. oh well

 

[Enkidu88]

Henrik von Manshaft, we come from a proud line of Manshafts!

 

[cahtush]

That-guy-who-never-goes-to-work-and-plays-WoW-instead

you get the idea

 

[Firetaffer]

Bobby Fernwood

AWWWW YEAAHHH

 

[Wintermoot]

Solid Snake
from the Metal Gear series

 

[Isnack]

scruffy trundle.

 

[Rzepik]

Tina Dragon

I would totally buy some DVDs.

 

[Reveras]

Captain Spelunking. Fyi- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spelunking

 

[Megabobster]

Uhh...
Annie 155?
My first "true" pet (that I actually remembered. Goldfish don't really count if they only last a week) was a female cat. Yeah. I also lived on 155th street. More yeah.

My first pet with a "unisex" name was a female rabbit named Marshmallow. IDK why I picked that, she was gray. I lived (and live) in Portland (Oregon, ftw), so... Marshmallow Portland? Sounds like a hipster band whatever...

 

[Tirrast]

not gonna believe this.

the long ranger.

ranger-dog
and "the long" road no joke.

 

[Pyroguekenesis]

King/Queen/Jack Mark...=_=

 

[MetaMuffin]

Ernie Johnston. Awww yeah

 

[Pirakahunter788]

Name's Jeremy Sable.
Is your fridge running?

 

[Firebert]

Scratch Mitchell. Nice.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Hill View Maiden!

Well if I was a woman with large boobs it'd be sweet enough..

 

[Retronana]

Name's Tom Hanbury, I'm here to fix your drainage.