What's your pornstar name?

[Reveras]

Captain Spelunking. Fyi- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spelunking

 

[Megabobster]

Uhh...
Annie 155?
My first "true" pet (that I actually remembered. Goldfish don't really count if they only last a week) was a female cat. Yeah. I also lived on 155th street. More yeah.

My first pet with a "unisex" name was a female rabbit named Marshmallow. IDK why I picked that, she was gray. I lived (and live) in Portland (Oregon, ftw), so... Marshmallow Portland? Sounds like a hipster band whatever...

 

[Tirrast]

not gonna believe this.

the long ranger.

ranger-dog
and "the long" road no joke.

 

[Pyroguekenesis]

King/Queen/Jack Mark...=_=

 

[MetaMuffin]

Ernie Johnston. Awww yeah

 

[Pirakahunter788]

Name's Jeremy Sable.
Is your fridge running?

 

[Firebert]

Scratch Mitchell. Nice.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Hill View Maiden!

Well if I was a woman with large boobs it'd be sweet enough..

 

[Retronana]

Name's Tom Hanbury, I'm here to fix your drainage.

 

[Palademon]

Trouble Woodfield

...sweet.

 

[HasimirFenring]

Spottie Snieders...okay, wtf

 

[blankedboy]

BEN DOVER HURRRRR
THE DICKTATOR DURRRRR

 

[enzilewulf]

The Scottish devil under your sheets.

You win.

OT: Socky picker
or Gracy picker

....
the first one sounds like a foot porn star.

 

[Gabriela D.]

Cassie Lotus. If you want to get technical, it's Cassie of the Lotus.

Or, with the maiden name formula, Cassie Angela.

 

[DYin01]

DYin01. Oh wait.

 

[spartandude]

Genghis Gardens

im not sure that works

 

[Lichman]

Sapphire Vicente lol, I'm gonna be in a tranny porn

 

[ExileNZ]

If I were a chick, Trixie Winston.
As it is, I'm a guy, so Winston Trixy.

Had a dog called Trixie and lived in Winston Street (as of Churchill, not the ghostbuster).

 

[Hawkmoon269]

Milo Tulip.

Not bad, but I would have to be a transsexual stripper with a name like that...

 

[Cheesezorz]

Jenni Ramsay. Oh dear. And I'm supposed to be a man.