I'm all of them packed into one and on a randomizer switch sorta like a roulette wheel, I'm smart, stupid, funny, serious, counselor, ask others for advice, mechanically inclined, computer guy, I'm an artist in the kitchen, I write, I draw, I build, I game, I'm the car guy, I'm sporty, I'm fighty. sometimes ALL in one day, I guess above all I'm the crazy one, swapping from funny crazy to scary maniacal crazy at the drop of a hat...
Also as far as women go, I'm the one that gets them, I can generally understand women, I get dates whenever I want to with generally whoever I want, and i give other's relationship advice, hell saved a few relationships, and a marriage...
However I'm a very picky man when it comes to who I befriend, otherwise I'd hafta spread myself around too much, and I would hate it.