Why Can?t Men Aim?
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Women don't have to stop to pee in a situation like that, that's just silly.emeraldrafael said:
If you're not wearing clothes, all that will happen is pissing on your own legs, which is gross, but infinitely preferable to being eaten.
Besides, Dutch farm-women used to pee standing up. (not while moving, mind you).
They didn't wear underwear back then, and wore full length dresses, so all it involved was standing with their legs apart.
They avoided peeing on their clothes, and you might not even realise that was what they were doing if you saw it... XD
(Ah, history. Weird, and often really disgusting.)
Piss is extremely unpredictable. I've had it pointed straight down and it somehow went straight ahead, I've had it go damn near horizontal and sometimes the stream forks in half and misses the toilet completely! I was actually sitting down to poop and started to take a piss to since I was already there and it somehow came out the little gap between the toilet seat and the toilet itself... to this day I will never understand that weird phenomena.
In your situation, however, I imagine that the alcohol has severely affected their aim and is probably why it isn't cleaned up. Also since you say that you notice more in the morning, they probably got up in the middle of the night to piss while they were still half asleep.
Not to mention that to effectively aim we have to start first and see where it ends up in order to properly adjust and that small amount landed somewhere on the floor and we can't see it. That or the guys you've lived with are incredibly lazy and or cocky. I know I've stood there and read a magazine with both hands on the magazine and I made all of it in. That is a really risky move and I don't know if those men have tried something similar, but it is one more possibility.
In your situation, however, I imagine that the alcohol has severely affected their aim and is probably why it isn't cleaned up. Also since you say that you notice more in the morning, they probably got up in the middle of the night to piss while they were still half asleep.
Not to mention that to effectively aim we have to start first and see where it ends up in order to properly adjust and that small amount landed somewhere on the floor and we can't see it. That or the guys you've lived with are incredibly lazy and or cocky. I know I've stood there and read a magazine with both hands on the magazine and I made all of it in. That is a really risky move and I don't know if those men have tried something similar, but it is one more possibility.
i think Peter Griffin said it best "Sorry about the mess in the bathroom lois. My post-sex pee stream forked in half and it went everywhere"FamoFunk said:
in other words, whilst sleeping, semen builds up in a man urethra (sp?) and sort of clots over time. and when morning rolls around, or whenever the first pee of the day is, it either forks in half like with Mr. Griffon, or it just shoots out in the most awful direction.
sorry about that ladies, and anyone else who's witnessed the aftermath of a "urinary malfunction"
heehee
You know what it might be? Men Piss while standing up, and women have to piss sitting down. Why don't you stand up and take a leak sister, when you don't spill, then you get to bloody complain.
i want you to know i fell out of my chair from laughing so hardThe_root_of_all_evil said:
also yea it can take up to an entire minute if you are showing us something we are intrested in like a new game trailer or something else interesting (not dirty)
um...well......uhhhh.....one factor could be that our...um..."lips" stick together and cause a piss split.....ok this thread is to awkward.
Ever put your finger over the front of a hose when it was on? Notice how it ocassionaly goes into random directions? Morning wood has the same effect as the finger over the end of the hose