You know what it might be? Men Piss while standing up, and women have to piss sitting down. Why don't you stand up and take a leak sister, when you don't spill, then you get to bloody complain.
Why Can?t Men Aim?
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i want you to know i fell out of my chair from laughing so hardThe_root_of_all_evil said:
also yea it can take up to an entire minute if you are showing us something we are intrested in like a new game trailer or something else interesting (not dirty)
um...well......uhhhh.....one factor could be that our...um..."lips" stick together and cause a piss split.....ok this thread is to awkward.
Ever put your finger over the front of a hose when it was on? Notice how it ocassionaly goes into random directions? Morning wood has the same effect as the finger over the end of the hose
one time I was sleepwalking, I went to the bathroom but I had wood, It went all over my shirt.... haven't sleptwalked since. (that I know of)
Odd question. As only males tend to stand whilst urinating, I'm not sure why we've concluded that females *can* aim, necessarily. Kind of like an armless man asking me why I'm shit at BlOps.
On that note, I'd suggest that it is due to the inelegance of biological tissues- elasticity and precision targeting are not really allies- rather than some lower-body specific male coordination disorder. Not that I wouldn't think that interesting- imagine if the male body were actually designed to spread urine around as far as possible.
On that note, I'd suggest that it is due to the inelegance of biological tissues- elasticity and precision targeting are not really allies- rather than some lower-body specific male coordination disorder. Not that I wouldn't think that interesting- imagine if the male body were actually designed to spread urine around as far as possible.
Sometimes there is indeed the 'dual stream' problem. However, guys, seriously - if that happens, grab a wad of toilet paper and at least wipe it up, you fucking cavemen. Who do you think is gonna clean it up if not you?
I also think men and women should always leave both the lids down when not in use, and preferably before flushing. So there.
I also think men and women should always leave both the lids down when not in use, and preferably before flushing. So there.
Because the men you live with are disgusting. At the very least they should clean it up. That's what decent folk do.
Seriously, what do parents teach their kids these days? Have they no sense of shame? Willing to let their urine dribble everywhere? My parents taught me better than that, and it's a shame some people's parents didn't.
Seriously, what do parents teach their kids these days? Have they no sense of shame? Willing to let their urine dribble everywhere? My parents taught me better than that, and it's a shame some people's parents didn't.
You should try it sometime. It is not nearly as easy as it looks. Especially when alcohol is involved. You have only a very rough idea of where the initial salvo will go and then you also have little to do but hope and pray that fire remains concentrated. There's also a strong potential for virtually invisible collateral damage despite a direct, concentrated hit.FamoFunk said:
While you can see it pretty clearly when you actually encounter it, it's often really hard to even tell that there's anything to clean up until you return to the site of the attack. I suspect that this is because, while moving and walking in, you see the site from all angles, increasing the chance that you see light reflecting off of it, whereas walking out you only see it from one position, probably with your shadow over it, before turning away.