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e2density

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ThatLankyBastard said:
Zombies
Why they should exist-Because who can say no to a zombie apocalypse?
Sane people have no need to take the perfectly fine lifestyle they live in and destroy it...but I would love to see all the "omg zombie apocalypse is awzum" people get eaten by zombies as I laugh my ass off noticing that they couldn't survive a minute in a zombie apocalypse :DD
 

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xPixelatedx said:
Canid117 said:
ThatLankyBastard said:
Furries
Why they should exist-Because they are awesome
Why they don't exist-Because secret, global, genetic modification is apparently frowned upon in most countries...
Simply put "because we wanna fuck em" is not sufficient reason to make cat people using tax dollars. If you can self fund the project go nuts.
What an odd thing to say. I know there are creepy fetishists out there who want to have sex with animal people and aliens and all sorts of weird things, but you can't assume that is the only reason why someone would want those weird things around. As a fantasy and sci-fi enthusiast, I think it would be pretty awesome if there different species on earth, not just different cultures. I think it would cool if there was wargons and stuff walking around.
Do you hear that whooshing sound way above you? Thats the sound of the joke I made.
 

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Lasers and force fields. Imagine the uses, we could create large force fields to stop floods.

Giant star ships to travel space at super speed like in Star Trek. I know I'll be long dead before that happens but out of all things that would be the most awesome.
 

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Cyborg arm guns, seriously if someone goes to war and loses an arm you could just slap on a cyborg shotgun arm and he can go back to war.
 

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ThatLankyBastard said:
Furries
Why they should exist-Because they are awesome
Why they don't exist-Because secret, global, genetic modification is apparently frowned upon in most countries...
Not so much that secret, global, genetic modification is frowned upon in most countries as that is not how genetics works. You would probably need extensive plastic surgery and some way to clone hair follicles... Not to mention changing how hair grows: Humans have hair, not fur. Don't ask me HOW they're different, I just know that hair never stops growing and fur does.
 

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I would like there to be some sort of organization that disperses information that stops people from killing other people on account of stupid.

This should exist so I can work there and stop people from killing other people on account of stupid. Fuck world peace, I can settle for 1 less unnecessary homicide.
 

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Holodeck Porn, because we all know that's one of the first things we'd do with holodeck technology.

Joking aside, hover boards (that work on water), Bioshock-style genetic enhancements minus the whole "going batshit crazy" thing, and for Canada to tell Bell and other telecom companies to eat a dick and to get rid of that bullshit usage cap nonsense, especially when we've reached an age where it's difficult to find a piece of electronic equipment that DOESN'T connect to the internet somehow.
 

Ice Car

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Something that converts something from virtual reality into something real. I WANT A CHOCOBO DAMMIT.
 

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Ice Car said:
Something that converts something from virtual reality into something real. I WANT A CHOCOBO DAMMIT.
What if someone accidentally converts something from a game such as Dead Space? Not saying a cute baby chocobo wouldn't be adorable.
 

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Wireless electricity transmission. the japanese were supposedly working on an ideas of solar panels in space with wireless transmission to earth. the only problem was that it would burn birds and aircraft. sounds worth it to me.
 

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Bacon which reduces the risk of heart disease.

Come on science, it's the holy grail of foods!
 

Steven True

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Non-stick cookware that has two qualities:

1) The coating doesn't slowly get scraped off and enter my bloodstream via my food giving me cancer.

2) Shit actually does NOT stick to it. No more thinking about whether or not I have to use a scouring pad to take that little burnt bit (and the teflon) off.
 

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Ice Car said:
Something that converts something from virtual reality into something real. I WANT A CHOCOBO DAMMIT.
And if it could taste like chicken, you could raise an army of them and end world hunger for good. Oh yeah, and bring back the Afro for Frocabos.

I know of one very good reason why we shouldn't make the holodeck, because you know it would turn into a 24/7 wankfest for anyone inside. Come on, the internet is already for Porn, how long would it take for someone to turn that to porn? The human race would die out, because nobody would come out to do anything else. Not eat, not drink, not procreate (why settle for a normal person if you could have anything and anyone your soul/heart/mind desired?) and not take care of a kid.

What do I want? Negative calorie food that could taste like anything you wanted. Obesity is rampant in this country. Imagine there was a food that burned calories for you without exercising and would taste like anything you wanted it to taste- Apple pie with ice cream, barbecued ribs slathered in barbecue sauce, Death by Chocolate Cake... whatever you were craving at the moment, I'd like for that to exist.
 

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I want gloves as a controller, so you can grab physics stuff in games and throw them around for lulz.
 

Drof

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The Supernatural.

I don't believe in Ghosts,Vampires,Zombies,Curses,Werewolves,El Chupacabra etc. etc.
But I Sure as Shit Want To.
It'd be Pretty damn amazing to walk out of your' house and find a Minotaur on your' doorstep, I mean you'd die, But it'd be Awesome.

Also Riding Gryphon's to work!
How about less "Australia Has Been Flooded, this is very sad" [Which it is... Was?] and more "Australia has been attacked by a Huge Ass Dragon, This is very sad, and incredible"

So The World Becomes More Dangerous, I can Live with that if i get to see a unicorn ^.^