Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac

[Eldarion]

*slathers slippery oil on girlfriends balance board*

........what?

 

[ssgt splatter]

Nintendo: makeing men happy since 2008.

Dude, pitch that to Nintendo.

On a related note, what has Nintendo been doing since 2008 to make men happy?

 

[Banter]

Source: The Daily Star

Newspapers which centre around outlandish gossip stories are not very high on the list of 'reliable sources'

 

[Twilight_guy]

...what?

I have nothing to say. This is just so...
I mean... really?

This is just ridiculous and weird.

 

[Arfreid]

Well, at least she is looking at the bright side of things ;D

But in all seriousness, thats a strange case, if all of us were prone to becoming Nymphomaniacs when we fell or slipped, many of us wouldn't have gone throught childhood or adolescense without becoming one.

Glad she didn't sue, that would have been... the oddest demand ever.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Well, at least she is looking at the bright side of things ;D

But in all seriousness, thats a strange case, if all of us were prone to becoming Nymphomaniacs when we fell or slipped, many of us wouldn't have gone throught childhood or adolescense without becoming one.

Glad she didn't sue, that would have been... the oddest demand ever.

Yeah, but it would've been some damn good TV news coverage.

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

Anyone notice how happy the guy in the background of the picture looks? Its like he's waiting for something.

...holy shit, man. HE PLANNED IT ALL ALONG!

Honestly, this is the first time the thought of getting one of those things has entered my head.
I'd just have to figure out a way to give it to my girl without her feeling the need to break it over my head for seemingly suggesting that she needs to lose weight.

Buy to yourself and invite her to play with you. Oh wait!...

EDIT: Wii, now also available in your local sex shop!

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Oookay... I'd say "now I've heard everything"... but I'm sure I hear something else extremely weird later on...

 

[Neonbob]

Anyone notice how happy the guy in the background of the picture looks? Its like he's waiting for something.

...holy shit, man. HE PLANNED IT ALL ALONG!

Honestly, this is the first time the thought of getting one of those things has entered my head.
I'd just have to figure out a way to give it to my girl without her feeling the need to break it over my head for seemingly suggesting that she needs to lose weight.

Buy to yourself and invite her to play with you. Oh wait!...

Yeah...that'd still get me a slap.
Maybe I could hide it under a DDR mat or something...

 

[TraumaHound]

Sent this article to the missus, warning her to take it easy when working out with WiiFit. She'll probably just roll her eyes at it but this is no laughing matter!

...okay, it is dry-chuckle-worthy.

 

[Xanadu84]

The slightest vibration? Lets say, from a controller? Maybe she will be playing more video games...

 

[Marsell]

Nympho Gamer girl
Giggity

 

[AngloDoom]

Lets just hope she doesn't form an unnatural attraction to the Wii-Remote, or she'll have no use for a man.

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

Okay... So WHO said Nintendo was kiddy?

 

[roguetrooper96]

I guess this will serve more as an advertisement for men than a warning. I know it has for me [

 

[Gigaguy64]

i hope my dad doesn't do a random computer test and read this....i love my wii...

 

[khaimera]

Anyone notice how happy the guy in the background of the picture looks? Its like he's waiting for something.

...holy shit, man. HE PLANNED IT ALL ALONG!

Honestly, this is the first time the thought of getting one of those things has entered my head.
I'd just have to figure out a way to give it to my girl without her feeling the need to break it over my head for seemingly suggesting that she needs to lose weight.

Thats a tough one. Say you got it for yourself. She will love it and then take it over. Its my wife's favorite game for the wii. I can't wait to tell her this story.

 

[SilverUchiha]

. . . Is she hot?

Well that certainly is unusual. I should go test this in my lab.

^^ Good question.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

THAT is incredibly unlucky. I feel sorry for her. This could've been caused by any fall but it just happened to be the Balance Board.

My condolences to this unfortunate women.