Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac

[bz316]

....women get turned on by wii balance boards? this may be the greatest news ever!

 

[dalek sec]

Thanks a lot Andy! My mom has a Wii Balance Board. The last two words I wanted in my head together were Mom and nympho! Arrrgh, where's my brain soap!

Count me in as well for the grossed out part, I'm having massive second thoughts about letting my mom try out the Wii thanks to this news item. I'll go get the brain bleach, Lords of Kobol knows we're all going to need it.

 

[RobCoxxy]

I think I know what to buy my girlfriend next. >

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Wait what?!

[blockquote]The Daily Star[/blockquote]

OH NO WONDER.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

that's a woman that is easy to please. XD

 

[Chrissyluky]

Thanks a lot Andy! My mom has a Wii Balance Board. The last two words I wanted in my head together were Mom and nympho! Arrrgh, where's my brain soap!

If you really loved your mom, you'd sign the petition! [http://www.petitiononline.com/sexboard/petition.html]

Petitions really don't get anything done nowadays. Regardless i'm glad I don't own a wii.

 

[WestMountain]

Atleast she's not a man, it would be annoying to have to change underwear every hour

 

[esperandote]

Shigeru you sneaky bastard

 

[GideonB]

Does this confuse anyone else. So basically some woman falls off the Balance Board and now anything will make her want sex more than anything else? This seems like its something out of a Japanese eroge game.

 

[Baldry]

Nintendo. Now conquering the world through sex.
And...I find this news....epic...and interesting, its not everyday someone becomes a sex machine after playing on the Wii...all though I see a connect, all the actions you have to do with the Wii. cool.

 

[Olikunmissile]

I'd take anything in The Daily Star with a generous pinch of salt.

E.G If you boiled the freaking ocean.

Still worth a laugh.

 

[Monshroud]

There are some women out there who would by a Wii Balance Board for exactly this reason..

 

[Andy Chalk]

Petitions really don't get anything done nowadays. Regardless i'm glad I don't own a wii.

All this is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men don't sign the petition. [http://www.petitiononline.com/sexboard/petition.html]

 

[soapyshooter]

*Goes to buy a Nintendo*

Damn it doesnt work on men...

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Wasnt that woman neighbour of the skinstealing aliens who hide elvis and hendrix in their basement?
sorry but...your sources...


still funny though

 

[JokerCrowe]

I lol'd (apostrodee!!) at the title...
hmmm...
...
How would one go about making this happen to chick-buddies?

 

[Wintermoot]

there goes the family image

 

[DJude]

I can see it now...

[HEADING=3]"This just in! Sales of Wii Balance Boards have skyrocketed in the past hour!"[/HEADING]