Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac

[FactualSquirrel]

Thanks a lot Andy! My mom has a Wii Balance Board. The last two words I wanted in my head together were Mom and nympho! Arrrgh, where's my brain soap!

If you really loved your mom, you'd sign the petition! [http://www.petitiononline.com/sexboard/petition.html]

I...

I thought that was a joke...

Anyway, that is pretty funny, if Nintendo actuall puts a label on it, I'll do something or other.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Isn't that just discovering that you like severe pain?
I thought Masochism was considered a "dormant" condition...

Masochism as a medical condition is a chemical disorder in the brain that causes the brain to misinterpret "pain" signals as "arousal" signals. It also has many other unbalancing effects which are tangential.

Which again, means that masochism wouldn't be caused by falling over and hitting your head.

OT:
They really should bring LRR's Phailhaus to this site, this story sounds like something they'd talk about.

 

[gibboss28]

Oh man I needed something to make me cry with laughter and this did the trick, thanks!

 

[Cluskey]

I knew these Wii things were bad news. Glad i never got one!

 

[Sir Kemper]

Oh i am sooo signing that petition!

Anyone notice how happy the guy in the background of the picture looks? Its like he's waiting for something.

Isin't it obvious, he's waiting for his turn to get on...


...to the wii balance board.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Thanks a lot Andy! My mom has a Wii Balance Board. The last two words I wanted in my head together were Mom and nympho! Arrrgh, where's my brain soap!

If you really loved your mom, you'd sign the petition! [http://www.petitiononline.com/sexboard/petition.html]

I...

I thought that was a joke...

Anyway, that is pretty funny, if Nintendo actuall puts a label on it, I'll do something or other.

..Wait, this is fuc- Oh god no.

I must go hide it now, for the sake of my quantity of eye soap!

 

[ArcWinter]

That is crazy! It's like... superpuberty.

Scary, actually.

 

[Brad Shepard]

makes me glad my girlfriend has a wii and trips a lot.

 

[SkullCap]

nym·pho·ma·ni·a (nĭm'fə-mā'nē-ə, -mān'y&#601
n. Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female.

[New Latin : Greek numphē, nymph + -mania.]
nym'pho·ma'ni·ac' (-nē-āk') adj. & n., nym'pho·ma·ni'a·cal (-mə-nī'ə-kəl) adj.

Despite this being from a supermarket tabloid, this is hilarious.

 

[The Rascal King]

That's great news.

I'm going to go get my balance board and the most attractive woman I can find. Be back in 5

 

[Sir Kemper]

Atleast she's not a man, it would be annoying to have to change underwear every hour

I don't get i-


EEEEWWWWWW.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I rather enjoy the article starting off with: "A WOMAN has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict."

I understand it's part of the site's style to capitalize in such a fashion, but out of context it sounds like "DUDE! There's a WOMAN playing NINTENDO!"

Either that or there's LOADS of cases of men that jizz their pants al the time since their 'Wii balance board accident', but this is the first time it's happened to a WOMAN.

 

[Lullabye]

....I live in a house with 3 teenage girls and 3 wii's with 2 balance boards. I never thought that to be a recipe for getting laid.
I see now, I was merely being naive. Nintendo has finally showed it's true colours!

 

[Sylocat]

Must... resist... urge to make a joke about getting her phone number...

 

[Tuddle]

Does this work with men? >_>

no because I fell off the Wii Balance Board a lot and nothing like this has happen to me.

 

[Brian Hendershot]

What.
The.
Hell.

I love the news.

 

[Aptspire]

And the Todd has been owning a Wii balance board ever since that day

 

[Galad]

I know what present I'm getting for a certain someone now *snicker*

 

[Lonan]

All those in favour of making it illegal for under 30 females to not use a Wii Balance Board say "AYE!"