Worst gaming quotes
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The only reason they did it was because of the nostalgia (He did it after the fight with him in MGS1 and in MGS3[It might have been done in MGS2, I'm not sure]).NinjaRebel said:
It's perfectly understandable. Red's fighting skills are just that awesome. Charizard's fireblast = automatic O face. hahaCheesus333 said:Hope this doesn't cause too much offense.
AT OP: my vote for worst quote definitely has to be "The cake is a lie." It wasn't even said, it was read. What more, there was a cake, you were just too fleshy and stupid to reach it.
It's-a me, Mario!
No shit, Sherlock! Stop introducing yourself, you're an icon for f*ck's sake, with that ego of yours, like you need a bloody introduction! And lose that irriating tone in your voice before I rip your vocal cords out! Freakin' Italian plumber castrato...
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Okay, that might have been a bit too much...
But hey, you have to admit, it can be irritating.
And thus, I place him in the worst gaming quotes section.
No shit, Sherlock! Stop introducing yourself, you're an icon for f*ck's sake, with that ego of yours, like you need a bloody introduction! And lose that irriating tone in your voice before I rip your vocal cords out! Freakin' Italian plumber castrato...
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Okay, that might have been a bit too much...
But hey, you have to admit, it can be irritating.
And thus, I place him in the worst gaming quotes section.
All of those who played KOTOR will remember the thing about talking to your party to progress different pieces of story board, and will appreciate these phrases becoming frantically annoying:
"OK, have it your way."
"Then I suggest we move on."
"You got it."
And for the record,
"Give me back her heart!" >.<
"OK, have it your way."
"Then I suggest we move on."
"You got it."
And for the record,
"Give me back her heart!" >.<
Dammit, Ninja'd. "Die, Monster!"masterjiji said:
It still felt incredibly forced. In MGS is was cool, in MGS 3 is was extremely cool (as you said, nostalgia), in MGS 4 is was shoved in there and just made me think "Again? Really?"jboking said:
With Arqus_Zed's quote it made me want to add this one,
"Help me Mario!" Princess Peach
Well, if you would lock your damn door then mario wouldn't have to save you now would he? Or maybe get some useful bodyguards instead of those walking mushrooms that don't do anything. After so many times of hearing it in that high pitched voice it gets annoying.
Oh, and better yet put a moat around that castle since Bowser apparently can't swim and Mario can fly.
"Help me Mario!" Princess Peach
Well, if you would lock your damn door then mario wouldn't have to save you now would he? Or maybe get some useful bodyguards instead of those walking mushrooms that don't do anything. After so many times of hearing it in that high pitched voice it gets annoying.
Oh, and better yet put a moat around that castle since Bowser apparently can't swim and Mario can fly.
My immediate response would be "How appropriate! You fight like a dairy farmer!"Cheesus333 said:
I can't remember exactly the context...but I'm reminded of the Alone in the Dark game for the PSX where the "Supercilious bad-ass action girl" as Yahtzee might want to call her remarked about losing her jacket or something to a monster. The main character then remarked "Maybe he thought it matched his hair."
One that stick out in my mind is from Devil May Cry, the infamous "I should have been the one to fill YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIiIiiiIGGggHHhHTT!!"
And not so much a bad line, as crap delivery. Final Fantasy 10 "But I wanted to see them........withYunabymyside." Just.......weird. Skipping the whole laughing scene too, btw. I just cringe every time.
this has to be the worst that i have heard.esperandote said:
besides people yelling random crap into headsets...
For me, I hated the "I will DESTROY YOU!" line....so weirdly delivered by the females.bob-2000 said:
"Hey, listen" I fucking hate that fairy.
"I will kill you for what you've done." Stupidly generic quote via Chaos Legion. I did like that game overall though.
Edit: Actually "I will send you to the abyss of the darkness" is another great one from that game"
"I will kill you for what you've done." Stupidly generic quote via Chaos Legion. I did like that game overall though.
Edit: Actually "I will send you to the abyss of the darkness" is another great one from that game"
THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!
Admit it, you laughed your ass off so hard you had to turn off the game because of it. Imagine it with a snakes on a plane voice.
MOTHERFUCKING WORMS IN THESE MOTHERFUCKING CITIES!
Admit it, you laughed your ass off so hard you had to turn off the game because of it. Imagine it with a snakes on a plane voice.
MOTHERFUCKING WORMS IN THESE MOTHERFUCKING CITIES!
What is the one from Metal Gear about reloading?
something like "I love to reload during battle, nothing better than the feeling of jamming a long steel bullet into a greased barrel."
something like "I love to reload during battle, nothing better than the feeling of jamming a long steel bullet into a greased barrel."
In fallout 3, anything fawkes says after a while. "we should be mindful" of what exactly?
and remember kids "A CALM HEART MUST PREVAIL!"
and remember kids "A CALM HEART MUST PREVAIL!"
In the new Prince of Persia, the Prince stops out to ask "Why do they call him The Hunter?"
It turns out that
It turns out that
he likes to hunt