Would you date your avatar?

Laser Priest

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Well, it is the Year of Luigi. I think. Not sure Kim Jong Lunigi counts, but hey.

I prolly should change my avatar to something sexier soon...
 

persephone

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I wouldn't; I'm not a lesbian, and dating a goddess would come with a hell of a lot of unnecessary and painful problems. (Pun only slightly intended, given my avatar is Persephone, Queen of the Underworld!)

Granted, her divine powers could turn me male or lesbian easily (or just compel me to say yes), but I'm assuming the premise of the thread is more whether I'd be up for it or not. Besides, she's married ... even if it was a creepy kidnapping wedding and she's a prisoner ... Her husband is NOT a god I'd want to piss off!

As for what I'd do, I'd try to turn her down VERY politely, then try to figure out what other god made her want to ask out a puny mortal woman and whether or not I needed to start watching my back/heart in regard to additional mischief. Given the mischief the Greco-Roman gods get up to, there'd be good odds she was magically compelled to ask me out in the first place, either by Venus/Cupid or someone else putting them up to the job. Politics ...
 

Saulkar

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Whelp! My avatar is a manic Vampire Werewolf hybrid with a nutty streak twice the circumference of the earth sooooo... Yeah, sure, I'll date him but he's paying.

Shock and Awe said:
only that he kills commies and doesn't afraid of anything.

I would say so.
 

Headsprouter

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Hmmm. No.

He has a man's body and no face to speak of. Headsprouter is not the best candidate for most people...he got class, though.

Maybe he'd settle for bros 4 lyfe. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had an avatar that was even slightly dateable.
 

Olas

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No, I'm very picky, I only date people who have faces and visible appendages.
 

Zetatrain

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GundamSentinel said:
If so: hell yeah. Okay, so she has some psychological problems, but at heart she is a very nice person. One of the best characters in Gundam, if I might be so bold.
Ah, I like your taste in women. Marida is awesome, really hope she makes it through the final epsiode.
canadamus_prime said:
It'd be kinda hard to date a mystical dragon that only comes out when the 7 magical dragon balls are gathered.
Well the OP didn't say you had to date multiple times, but yeah be kind of a pain in the ass to collect all 7 dragon balls every time to go out on a date. Hope he's a least paying.
 

Drauger

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Well I clicked on the red button some months ago, and I still see every avatar as Justin Beiber... so no ._.U
 

LightningFast

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Mr. Blankface? Probably not. I need to change that.

My usual avatars are a Pokemon sprite I spliced to look like me and a Charmander chasing its tail. I'm happy with myself, so yes to the former, but I'm not a Pokemon in the Dragon or Monster egg groups, so no on the latter.
 
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Would I date Stannis "the Mannis" Baratheon? The rightful king of Westeros? The reincarnation of Azor Ahai, the Lord of Light? The wielder of Lightbringer, born amidst smoke and salt?

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Nah, I don't think so.

First of all, I'm not gay and even if I was, Stannis wouldn't be my type. I don't think that I' be a huge fan of the whole "gruff, silent and with the personality of a lobster" thing that the guy has going....
 

Zakarath

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uhm... maybe?
I Hope S/he's a nice chap under the dark, fiery, yet alluring exterior.
 

Remus

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My avatar has been known to decapitate people with 1 swipe and has a taste for human liver, so no.
 

Arnoxthe1

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Aragorn? I'm sure I'd probably be slobbering all over him if I were a female but since I'm hetero...

 

VanQ

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Having the opportunity to date three gorgeous idols? Hell yes I would. I don't have to choose just one of them do I? I love them all!
 

EvanJO

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Uh...

I think he'd probably smash me into splinters for even suggesting such a thing.
 

FPLOON

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Drauger said:
Well I clicked on the red button some months ago, and I still see every avatar as Justin Beiber... so no ._.U
Well, as much as I want to say those are two isolated incidences than are not even related to each other, I guess this makes this thread even more "awkward" than it is from your point of view...

I mean, isn't your avatar a reference to a very awesome song from an awesome band or something?