Xbox President Don Mattrick Leaving For Zynga - UPDATED

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Lunar Templar

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ok then ....

one would thing Zynga would want some one a little more reputable and far less retarded to ya know, maybe fix them, I only see this making them worse.
 

masticina

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So Zynga you say, yes..

Well at least they won't look at your latest gaffe's and decide to turn you down. That says something about Zynga doesn't it.

So in a few months we hear of you again when you come talking about the latest zynga aquisitions. When Zynga has bought the biggest Facebook Bingo Sweepstakes Application. Well see you till then!
 

tardcore

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So with his work done at Microsoft, secret agent Double O Dumbass is off to murder yet another company for his evil overlords.
 

Saltyk

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Yeah, that video pretty much sums up my opinion on this.

Seriously, I can't help but wonder why he is leaving. Something tells me that it's not 100% voluntary. He's been a lightning rod of outrage since the Xbox One reveal. I suspect that they want someone who won't be automatically hated by gamers the minute he appears to replace him. Hopefully, they'll get someone good.

Now, if only they'll replace the Xbox One with a good console...
 

gigastar

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canadamus_prime said:
Isn't that like taking the helm of the Hindenburg?
Close, it would be like sending the Human Torch to take the helm of the Hindenburg.
 

Callate

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Mr.Tea said:
Oh god, it's confirmed...

I...

Just...

Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!



Callate said:
I don't buy it. This is the game equivalent of an Onion headline.
Ronack said:
This reeks of Onion level parody.
What's the phrase about life being stranger than fiction...? Well, this is that; It's now confirmed [http://blog.zynga.com/2013/07/01/big-day/].
...Wow. Just... wow.

So I guess Zynga's portfolio now includes Skinner Box micropayment treadmills, stealing game ideas from other companies, and epic self-satire.
 

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Zinga and Mattrick deserve each other. And I had the feeling he would leave Microsoft, because he was the public face (and perhaps the driving force in the company) for the Xbone DRM and "average Joe focus" bullshit. When they were force to do the 180, he lost face and probably was being encouraged to find another job.
 

Hero in a half shell

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Ok. Has anyone checked the Microsoft offices water supply for lead contamination, because all of this madness has to have a reason. It's just...

Uhhhhh my brain is actually hurting trying to understand the insanity surrounding the last few months of this dudes career.
 

weirdee

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I guess Mattrick thought Microsoft was getting soft when they stopped the online restrictions and ran away to join up with the bad crowd.

Er, worse crowd.
 

Sonic Doctor

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Daystar Clarion said:
Wat


Did he decide that he really enjoys fucking up and joined the most fuckingest up game company in the industry?
It seems that way. It's like he wanted to find the sleaziest and stupidest of "game" companies to join, and he has succeeded. The only other place could of gone was EA, but that wouldn't have been as bad, because what makes EA higher on list compared to Zynga is that EA actually publishes and sometimes makes actual games.

Andy Chalk said:
"Over the last few months I've spent a lot of time thinking about all that we have achieved together as a company. We have pioneered social gaming and helped make Play a core part of millions of people's lives. But Zynga has so much more potential ahead, the opportunity to be an Internet Treasure and deliver on our mission of connecting the world through games," Pincus wrote.
I would say to Pincus, "No you didn't make 'Play' a part of millions of people's lives, you made repetitive clicking and 'friend' pestering a part of people's lives."

Zynga's "games" are pretty much the anti-games.
 

mokes310

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Mr. Mattrick is not a stupid man; he's obviously seen the folly of his decisions at Microsoft and has decided that it may be time for a new personal and professional challenge.

Translating PR speak to the truth...

 

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hahahah ahahhaaha hahaah sa;kjd;aswepof[jw e!

*wipes tears* Oh jesus, that's hilarious. Just love how he continues to support the PS4 and PC gaming. Bit odd of someone who was in charge of the xbone.
 

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This is Don Mattrick a few weeks from now.

With that said, I'm really surprised that he is leaving Microfost.

I think he was actually fired just like Adam Orth for not keeping his mouth shut, but to avoid more PR problems nowadays it's called "leaving".
 

NiPah

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

Next thing you know they'll hire Adam Orth for PR.
 

mbarker

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I want to be a CEO. Apparently you don`t need a reputation or a working knowledge of your market, or anything to make a seven digit sallary and decisions that determine the future of a company.
 

Canadamus Prime

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gigastar said:
canadamus_prime said:
Isn't that like taking the helm of the Hindenburg?
Close, it would be like sending the Human Torch to take the helm of the Hindenburg.
Well yes, but why would Don Mattick want to take the helm of Zynga? Wouldn't that be like wanting to take the helm of the Hindenburg? ...after it crashed?