You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

Browbeat

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Upping the ante on the 40K:

You're riding a Tyranid Bio-Titan. Flying, prowling, floating, it matters not... A biological weapon designed to render the enemy unto consumable paste and leave the mess for the Ripper Swarms is sublime.

BUT...

a) it's hard to say your riding the titan was your idea in the first place... perhaps it's simply giving you a lift or you're merely stowing away...

b) you may inhale spores and die

c) 100 warriors is pitifully wasted for this creature... How about 700 million? That's about a nations' worth of conscripted militia throwing everything they have at the veritable beast of the apocalypse, right? I mean, that would be all the more awes... depressing, right?
 

KarumaK

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Mix Bahamut with a Death Star, and cross that with an 40k Imperial Battleship.

EDIT: Remove small 2 meter weakness.
 

Theron Julius

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Demented Teddy said:
Cthuhlu.

Never thought I'd mention him.
Damn, that is a good answer.

Well, I got 2 answers that I think would be good. First would be this guy:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060418222728/oblivion/images/6/66/MehrunesDagon.jpg

Next would be this guy:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100320180724/halo/images/a/ae/Master_Chief-H3.png
 

jultub

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I'd be riding this guy http://www.epicwin.org/img/gurrenlagann/simon.jpg
Why? Because he will be inside of this.
http://api.ning.com/files/Gg9YeMtFfGjx-tCiyOoARJSZ0mcxFmyQhF5eDETnws6sUarSYKITdd5aDuyQwppihxLR-JNgNYHsAXPIHs9Fro1iNRv8VIIF/TengenToppaGurrenLagannMECH.jpg
Admittedly, he won't be allowed to let it fly, but since it's bigger than the planet we're on, I'm pretty sure the assault rifles won't be bothering us at all.
 

Mr. Mike

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Sin from FFX, assuming someone hasn't already said it. But then again that flies doesn't it?

Otherwise, most things from 40K. If you were to go based on fluff, even if I was riding on the back of a Space Marine, I'd be pretty set. Read up on the fluff, they're ridiculous.
 

Akai Shizuku

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Your mom

You wanna know what I'm riding? YOU wanna know what I'M riding?

Motherfucking Gyarados, *****!

<spoiler=Beware, you may soil yourself>http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/364/2/1/215c207a08842c49b4570f5337cfeafc.jpg
 

ShadowsofHope

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Zeromaeus said:
REPLAY13 said:
SKULL-GREYMON!!!
I see your Skull Greymon and raise you one War Greymon.
And I see your War Greymon, and raise you one Black War Greymon. Hah!

I'd clearly be riding either Chuck Norris, or a Giant Fucking Black Dragon. Take that with some eggs!

 

SkyKitty

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Coach from L4D2.

I would give him cheeseburgers until he becomes a one man cheeseburger eating apocalypse.
 

Ploop

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That huge metal dude out of jason and the argonauts, with some dock martins on to protect his deinty ankles...also STOMP ATTACK!
 

kimba_lion

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http://www.ffcompendium.com/EspMon/omegaweapon8-b.jpg

or

http://www.ndslite.org/ds/images/uploads/Epona.png

because epona never dies
 

iccted

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a massive armoured-dillo (thats the british english spelling of armour and the word armadillo before anyone thinks id go to war on a huge sex toy).

i suppose its face will be a bit weak...so it might have a giant ned kelly-esque helmet. itd carry all my mates on its back, assault rifles would be like peas to an elephant, it could easily crash through the undergrowth and smaller trees and itd be pretty damn amusing for my side at least.