This one wins:llew said:
OT:
-Ireland
-Assassinated Brian Cowen (Taoíseach or PM for your Brits)
-Drowned in the Guinness Brewery.
You are going to be assassinated
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OT:
-Ireland
-Assassinated Brian Cowen (Taoíseach or PM for your Brits)
-Drowned in the Guinness Brewery.
Hmm...
- Australia
- Loving an actually smart Texan
- Beaten with a Can of Fosters (as that is the beer Americans think we love) Get stomped on by The Boot, and to finish it all in a daze of confusion and lumps of my cranium lodging in my brain, surrounded by really bad Crocodile Dundee impersonators till I die.
Death by stereotypes, weee ^^
- Australia
- Loving an actually smart Texan
- Beaten with a Can of Fosters (as that is the beer Americans think we love) Get stomped on by The Boot, and to finish it all in a daze of confusion and lumps of my cranium lodging in my brain, surrounded by really bad Crocodile Dundee impersonators till I die.
Death by stereotypes, weee ^^
-Canada
-Secret Nano-Cortex Blender machine, capable of mind-control
-Poisoned food, need to keep my Adrenaline rushing for 72 hours so I can 'rid of the Poison in my body.
Meanwhile, a Legion of genetically armored and spliced Squirrel Beavers, riding Bengali Tiger mutated White Sharks, fused in a Silver-back Gorilla, chase me, wielding Lightsaber Guns, and high caliber anti-material fusion snipers. They're aided by the organization of Laser barking Wolves, with Jetpacks, who ride in return Cyborg Dinosaurs, flipping F22's as their Skateboards and Assault Gear.
My only hope is to find Leslie Nielsen soul, and revert back in time, to find THE Great Scott, and reveal the dark future that awaits us all.
-Secret Nano-Cortex Blender machine, capable of mind-control
-Poisoned food, need to keep my Adrenaline rushing for 72 hours so I can 'rid of the Poison in my body.
Meanwhile, a Legion of genetically armored and spliced Squirrel Beavers, riding Bengali Tiger mutated White Sharks, fused in a Silver-back Gorilla, chase me, wielding Lightsaber Guns, and high caliber anti-material fusion snipers. They're aided by the organization of Laser barking Wolves, with Jetpacks, who ride in return Cyborg Dinosaurs, flipping F22's as their Skateboards and Assault Gear.
My only hope is to find Leslie Nielsen soul, and revert back in time, to find THE Great Scott, and reveal the dark future that awaits us all.
- UK
- Tried to blow up Parliament.
- Hung, and burned in effigy every year afterwards accompanied by a firework display across the whole country, but eventually honoured in a graphic novel, later adapted into a movie starring Natalie Portman and Steven Fry.
- Tried to blow up Parliament.
- Hung, and burned in effigy every year afterwards accompanied by a firework display across the whole country, but eventually honoured in a graphic novel, later adapted into a movie starring Natalie Portman and Steven Fry.
-Canada
-Attempted to grow actually decent medical marijuana for chemo patients, rather then the crap they give them now.
-The government burns down my grow op. With me in it.
-Attempted to grow actually decent medical marijuana for chemo patients, rather then the crap they give them now.
-The government burns down my grow op. With me in it.
-Canada
-Made a terrible pun in front of some undercover government guys.
-Fired into the Sun.
Here is the pun for those of you who are brave.
-Made a terrible pun in front of some undercover government guys.
-Fired into the Sun.
Here is the pun for those of you who are brave.
*Guy drives by with a truck full of porta-potties* Me:*leans over to guy beside me* Boy, that must be a shit job!