Your awesome last words.

[go-10]

if I'm going for philosophical
"throughout life people always wonder what comes after death, but me... Well, I'm about to find out"

but more likely to happen
"MAN, I'd kill for some oreo's and milk"

 

[The Riff]

"Groovy" 10 points for the one who gets the referance.

 

[JD512J]

"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."

 

[MasterNeon]

They better build one hell of a statue for me after this.

 

[Icyheart]

If my children/grandchildren are there: "Don't worry. I'll be back."
If my older relatives are there: "I'll tell everyone you said 'hi'."
If it's just my friends: "It's not over yet."
If it's in a fight and I manage to kill my opponent: look up and growl: "Here I come, you bastard!"
If it's in a fight and I don't kill him: "Damn. That hurt more than I thought."

Dammit. I thought I could come up with something funny, but I got nothing else.

 

[Tommeh Brownleh]

I don't want to say anything when I die. I want to just silently take a bow, and then gracefully die. If I can't do that, I want to make my funeral a funny event, starting with the casket being empty except for a sign saying "Out to Lunch."

 

[Cpu46]

"Here begins the next adventure!"

"Remember me as a one dimensional character. Oh my! Hmmmm!"

"Giant. Freaking. Statue"

"I give my epic loot to "

 

[kouriichi]

Me: "The.... Game....."
Everyone in the room: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

 

[webbybubble]

I DIE... FOR.... DEMOCRACY...

 

[Anthony Abney]

"Oh my God! it all makes sense now! the meaning of life is."

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Ugh ugh. I'm dying, you idiot!"

 

[Gennadios]

"Bury me a G" Or maybe "I've been slipped a Jeffrey, where's my fuzzy wall?"

 

[Lev The Red]

"i'm not dying, only sleeping."

 

[Edavies696]

"who's the world gonna revolve around now?"

 

[DEATHROAD]

"With my last breath I curse Zoidberg"

Nice one xD

OT: Either "Respawning in 3.. 2.. 1.."
"Logging Out in 10..9..8.."
or possibly more dramticly
Turn to the nearest person whos name i know "Insert name here.. I knew, i always knew, and i told everyone.."

 

[Wilko316]

"I hope God forgives my Atheism."

 

[General BrEeZy]

"come now, my fellow man, now is no time to be making enemies"
voltaires last works work very well!

 

[hotsauceman]

My last words will be a clue to a puzzle, and it will be given to the youngest.
It will lead him along a decades long journy to find the "Secret of our past"
In which he will find buried in the family graveyard(yup my family has a graveyard) And it will be DVD's of my little pony and a troll face.

 

[DEATHROAD]

"You're right. That is pretty funny."

Arg.. i know that quote from somewhere.. its killing me, wheres it from?