Your awesome last words.

[Generalissimo]

"I disapprove of necrophilia. That means you, Tom."

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on topic: my last words will be something along the lines of "are you sure your ok tom?" "HAHA, I HAVE NOOO IDEAAA >, SO I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT---*die*

 

[DarkRyter]

"I disapprove of necrophilia. That means you, Tom."

"Dammit, Tom! Get off me!"

 

[Goblorke1]

"I wish I had someone to talk to."

Oh wait, that's not awesome, that's just sad.


With "Bang!" you're going to need an arm free.

 

[Dalek Caan]

"My Dream has come true, I don't have to live on this world anymore"

or

"By the Nine Divines, I see Akotosh"

 

[BlackStar42]

"And that was the first time I died."

 

[FateOrFatality]

"Don't be silly. There's no way they could hit us from that dist--"

Didn't I hear a story about an actual officer who said this in one of the World Wars and died before he could finish the sentence? I could've sworn I had...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I'll probably quote Karl Marx on my deathbed. "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

 

[ckam]

I have plenty.

"Listen up. Never forget. Just believe in yourself. Not in the you that I believe in; not in the me that you believe in, either. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."

Me: We brawlers are sustained by willpower! Even when mocked as reckless and crazy!
Soul Bro: If there's a wall in our way then we smash it down! If there isn't a path, then we carve one ourselves!
Both: The magma of our soul rages with a mighty flame! Super Ultra Combining: Declining Productions!!
Soul Bro: Just what...!
Me: In the hell...!
Both: DO WE HAVE TO FEAR!? [Do a super awesome combo move, before I die.]

"Bang. Later, buddy."

Maybe I should think of something else.

 

[Stealthygamer]

Bury me with a copy of Skyrim

 

[AbstractStream]

"Money can't buy life."

or

"One more drink please."

 

[Drummie666]

Oh well, you're all wankers anyway. Oh and tell my dad I've always hated everything about him.

 

[A Shadows Age]

Where is the fucking cake !

 

[Angus565]

"DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY!!!"

Or on the off chance someone asks me if I have any last words;
"Yes, Just three."

 

[Fudg40]

"So long and thanks for all the fish"

 

[I Have No Idea]

If I'm feeling particularly Kanezy on my deathbed: "Rosebud."

Otherwise it depends on the situtation.

 

[Felix 'Solomon' Hultgren]

Peace out. One love.

 

[Gothproxy]

It's about damn time....

 

[notebook_holder]

"Why the hell won't the stove light? *click click* come on dammit. *Click, BOOM!*" Note this already happened once and I lost my eyebrows

 

[puncturedrectum]

"I REGRET NOTHING!ESPECIALLY THE HEROIN USE and/or TRAFFICKING"

 

[mrdude2010]

"I bet you can't shoot this beer can off my head."

"Sure I can pass this guy."

"Moose.... Indian..."

 

[Zeraki]

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".

Or

-while reaching to the ceiling- "It's a giant mushroom... MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!!"-thud-

Or

"I've seen things... that you people wouldn't believe".